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2016

17

May

Courtney Stodden is Finally Pregnant and Coughing up a Hairball of the Day

^^^ THAT VIDEO IS EVERYTHING….

I guess fake child-bride that went viral in more ways than one, but mainly in the tabloids for being a 16 year old wife to some creepy older dude who clearly lost his mind on LOST, but who let some bleached blonde sex doll looking creature run his PR into the ground, or at least into a circus of weirdness white trash America loved and could relate to because white trash America also fucked their fathers…and that I could related to, because I’m old and fuck 20 year olds, some who look 40…and some who are 40 and pretend to be 20 because that’s what hooker fantasies are…

I like to think her best work was shitty SEX TAPE ….but she’s also been on TV, and in every magazine because that’s just the weird world we live in.

Apparently, she’s finally pregnant, or more likely, pregnant because she’s about to hit menopause and that will be one weird baby, with a weird life, that social services should probably take from the horrible parents, but I guess horrible people breed everyday….

Pretty excited for the breast feeding…

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