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2016

01

Jun

Alexandria Vera is My Kind of Teacher of the Day

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I am sure you’ve already heard the story of Alexandria Vera who was on the run for having a relationship with her 13 year old student – that was sexual in nature – and that his family approved of….who recently turned herself in…

She got pregnant with the teen, but terminated the pregnancy because that’s just bad for business when you’re a teacher…and the whole thing is funny, because every guy knows that if they had a 24 year old teacher willing to fuck them everyday – we would…

All my teachers were old as fuck and had no interest in fucking me, or me fucking them, but this is the modern generation where 14 year olds watch porn, run game, and hit puberty young enough to know how to destroy some broken bitch…

She’s already got a 6 year old daughter, she didn’t have much to say to the press, but she now faces 25 years to 99 years in jail…and rightfully so, she’s some chubby mexican looking bitch with downs syndrome…who can’t control her pervert pussy…and if she was a dude who knocked up a 13 year old girl…he’d be fucking LYNCHED…

Unfortunately I’d still fuck her…because 24 year olds aren’t that bad…even when they are fucking bad…sexual deviant..predators…amazing…I bet the 13 year old kid is the coolest dude in the playground…

Everyone is calling her the “hot teacher”….and the reality is that she’s hot to common Americans…but she’s really not that hot, just hot enough to not be fucking 13 year olds…

In other news, Kate Moss is rumored to be dating an 18 year old, creepy maybe…but legal…and not worth going to prison over – since those 5 years are the crucial years in not being a fucking sex offender…

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