Finally Free to be an Normal Thirsty – THOT, THIRSTY, RATCHET…call it whatever you want – I call it amazing….girl….she turned 18 a month ago..

The President’s daughter has been on pretty good behavior all these years and she can now do what her generation is interested and excited by – and that’s whoring for social media…to get a branded sponsored life…before landing a rich guy who likes you as arm candy and will take you on his yacht parties and all you have to do is fuck him – like you’d totally fuck without all those things…just not THAT guy….you call daddy….

We all know she doesn’t need to be an instagram whore, we know she could get all kinds of reality show deals just being who she is. We know she can get following with her name and there is no need to act like all the other girls, pretending to be a model, doing photoshoots that mean nothing, eventually becoming a Jenner – they eat up everyone – those demons….but in the meantime she’s just twerking with friends like a normal young, hot girl, who’s ass is hanging out at a music festival…where there are thousands of other hot young girls doing the same fucking thing…because it’s fun..

Her parents are brilliant, accomplished, and rich but that doesn’t mean they are boring or that they don’t let their kid be a kid and do kid things like twerk at Lollapalooza…or that all the other whores on instagram don’t have good parents. The social pressure is just too strong. Rap music is just too consuming. You can’t fight it. You must run with it – all with a “who gives a fuck” attitude…like she was Miley or something equally vanilla trying to be bad…..

I think this video is amazing, but then again, if it was Chelsea Clinton, mom of 2 and her doughy face doing this, I would still think it was amazing.

Obviously for different reasons – Malia turned 18 a month ago…18 a month ago….(that was my trump impression) and young hot girls – especially when the ass is shaking and hanging out is great….

You republicans who fuck your sisters when they are underage, or little boys who work at your evangelical church can hate all you want, hate on hotness, hate the good times and the fun, you racists don’t get what living is…or what pop culture is…go on instagram…all these 18 year old girls are naked….this is what they are into and what they do…they were raised on porn and trash it’s amazing they aren’t masturbating and having gangbangs in public all day….but instead you can go celebrate some whore fucker like TRUMP who can’t even formulate a thought or sentence…and either can I…

I guess what I am saying is – MALIA for President…

Here’s another one…

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