Lindsay Lohan looks so young and vibrant – considering she’s 100 years old…or feels like she’s a hundred years old…or has lived the life of a hundred year old at least in terms with how many dicks she’s and in her….it would take a normal person with the sex habits of a college frat boy 100 years to pull off those numbers…that vagina has been seen by millions…and fucked by almost the same amount of people – but not as FUCKED as how her parents FUCKED her..

She’s a lovely creature, even with her jacked up face, that I’d want to jack off on, because I am a Lohan fan….

Her incredible, light nippled breast, is hanging out of her dress, reminding me of the pasty redheaded freckle invisible nipple, tear drop shaped implant that no matter how skinny and near death she is – is great….

She may not be the future, she may be washed up and done, but I am a believer that the Oscar is coming….and in the meantime, lots of 40 year old dudes who used to jerk off to her when she was 16 are cumming, unless they’re more into finding new 16 year olds…like Bella Thorne…which they are…

Lohan…is God…and her nipple may just be acne…

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