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2016

21

Sep

Porn Hating Pamela Anderson for Dazed 25th Anniversary of the Day

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Pamela Anderson is on a fight against porn, because I guess she’s too old to do porn, even though you’re never too old to do porn, because there is always a pervert willing to jerk off to an old lady, especially when that old lady is Pam Anderson…the Kim Kardashian of her generation…who made a lot of money of stupid tits, fake face and hair, but also from her own porno…where her husband stuck it to her on a houseboat like a classy white trash person she is…

But now, she’s older, less sexualized, but still sexualizing herself, it’s all she knows…and I guess figures taking the feminist approach to porn, celebrating a woman’s choice or that she get paid more to be in porn, without factoring her own porn experience, or Playboy experience, or really that she was jerk off material for a generation of men…isn’t really what she’s about…

She thinks porn is ruining the sex life and lives of millions of kids…and men…and people because it is addictive…despite having built a career off the same dopamine release people watching porn today get…it was pre-internet – we were easy…

So for what must have been a generation long…people jerked off to her because she was porn…and now kids accessing porn are jerking off to weridness that makes them think big dick anal is the default sex position…and gangbang triple penetration in one hole is what you do on weekends…forgetting the romance…that Pam Anderson sold so well in her personal brand…that she probably feels she inspired in her porn…so much because it was her Honeymoon dammit…and there is no honeymoon without romance..

Well…she’s in a magazine…

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