I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2016

14

Oct

Em Rat Cow Works Them Tits of the Day

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Hey look everyone it’s the fame whore Emily Ratajkowski not fucking David Fincher and Ben Affleck to get into the movie Gone Girl…that was so two years ago and SO IS EM RAT COW…doing fame whore stunts featuring some of her tits…not all of her tits…but still her tits…and it’s so exciting – but not really – because this is what she does…

I’ve been documenting her existence for as long as she’s been around and I will say, that there is no glory in being the second person to ever post Em Rat Cow pics early on in her career….in fact there is no glory in anything I do here…ever…and even if there was glory in posting her tits early on in her titty career…I wouldn’t realize it – as I feel pathetic doing this everyday…almost as pathetic as Em Rat Cow should feel being so typical, basic, and obvious in her exhibitionism….

I don’t know what high concept nonsense these selfies are supposed to represent, but I’m gonna go with she’s trying ever fucking angle she can to get noticed…it got her in a movie once…or twice…so I guess she’s just gotta keep the tits alive…in our minds…because she’s so close to being a somebody…despite still being a “who the fuck are you talking about” to almost anyone I mention her name to…

Not household, not interesting, but tits…with instagram model hopes and dreams and accomplishments…

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