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2016

30

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The day before New Years Eve…or the eve of new years eve eve, I like to go to the strip club to get my bearings, to ground myself, but then again, I like to go to the strip club every night of the week, and it just so happens I went out to one last night….one of the sketchier ones you’re uncomfortable walking into….you know filled with low level thugs…and you can tell they are low level because the strippers are all 250 pounds….except for one really skinny bitch with clown sized fake tits….who was probably in her 70s…but other than that…it was fat chicks, really nice fat chicks, they didn’t hustle dances..they just wanted free drinks to medicate their really humilating lives….

The hightlight was big titties in my face, or twerks, or the level of depression so deep in the tail end of the holiday cheer….

It was when the fattest of the strippers told me that her pussy lip kept getting caught in her lace panties…and she had welts on her pussy lips because of it….

I was like “girl those are lip stuck in the holes of the lace welts, that shit is herpes”….and she was like “no, next to those”…..and I was like “Oh that little cut, you’ll be fine…but the herpes…get that shit away from me”…

You know…closing out the year with herpes, panties too small on a fat stripper, and it feels so right…

here are some morning links…

Some Silicon Valley Star and his Pantless Passenger on a Flight
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Hot New Meme Trend of the Day
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The Untold Truth of Darth Vader
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2016 in 5 Minutes you bastards
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French Model in a Bikini with her Dog
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Izabel Goulart – Bikini
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The Pink Short Crew
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Trey Songz Gets ARrested
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Charlie Sheen Wants Trump to Die
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Bella Thorne Looking Tight
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