I have a crush on Francesca Eastwood.

I follow her on instagram, I try to make her my friend, I don’t really know why, but I think she’s great…that was at least until today….

YOU KNOW…like anyone, I have a think for the kids of the rich and famous, and as one of 6 of Clint Eastwood’s spawns, she’s the kid of the rich and famous, and I don’t really like them the way the rest of the world likes the rich and famous kids, I like them because of how damaged they are, despite having everything they really want, and are spoiled, they are coddled, they are whiners and usually unhappy while attention seeking to make a name of their own…even though they are the first to say “Yes, That Eastwood” when checking in anywhere…

BUT I HATE CLOWN TITS…and she’s got CLOWN TITS…and that’s so disappointing, but then again like the body dysmorphia stripper with clown tits, it means she’s the most fucked up, but like that stripper with her weird ego, that doesn’t mean she’s the best fuck…

Sad…but her trust fund will be nice…and the fact that she like doing shameless paparazzi pics…also nice…

I GUESS I am still a fan…just not of the tits..the tits are terrible…but they tell such a great fucking story…about youthful people who feel that slutty posing and tits are the answer to their sadness…on that inspiring note of shamelessness…it is drinking time…..

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