Francesca Eastwood is Clint Eastwood’s hot Jewish daughter who I guess is almost 30….and as someone who is into the offspring of the rich and famous because it’s such a weird fucking existence to live off of the success of their father….a fun existence maybe, but all these people hate themselves as they live their permanent vacation boring but luxurious lives…..

You could argue that she hasn’t done anything important or of value, you know living in the shadow of an important man like Clint, but maybe that’s as interesting as you’d have to be to get by…I mean it is a society of leeches mooching off anyone remotely connected to greatness…

Plus she’s hot…so this kind of social media behavior is important and interesting enough for me…when bored in mansion, just post up pics of themselves showing off how flexible they are in shorts so that us low life losers can imagine how good they’d be to fuck, so long as they remain in that pose…..drinking wine nn a bra that we’ll assume tastes as good as it feels thanks to the other meds she’s probably on….rich people, mental health, you get it…..all while eating takeout despite having industrial ovens…because she may not be a baker, but could be if needed….look at all that oven….while thinking of putting a baby back in her oven….I mean this pose is how you get straight to the egg I hear….

Is this high concept, is that back fat hanging over the bra top, are those feet filthy, is that guy Carson Daily in a Hawaiian shirt…or is it STEVE O…..so many questions I don’t need answering, cuz I am too busy zooming in on her cunt.

In conclusion, I like her dad’s work, he’s a legend and he likes guns and you should too…NOW more than ever…GET GUNS…you know…for hunting and shit….

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Francesca Eastwood has some great implants…not because they look good, they are like shitty bolt ons you’d expect some gutter hooker to have got at discount from someone who isn’t even a doctor, but rather a barber with a breast implant fetish – who has studied the process of giving breast implants and is familiar with sharp objects….but isn’t quite ready for a medical procedure despite how many times he’s tried on the puppies he gets at the shelter…..

I PREFER WHEN FRANCESCA EASTWOOD TITS ARE EXPOSED…

What I am saying is that I like Francesca Eastwood, but as the daughter of CLINT, a super rich Hollywood icon, who’s been around since before movies had sound, you’d expect her trust fund to be a little more substantial…where she could at least get the tear drop titty…

I think she’s got potential, but unfortunately, she didn’t believe in her little tits, and did this to herself…BUT THE GOOD NEWS is like all sluts with implants, she’s managed fall in love with her tits, she went through so much for them, and she is showing them to the world….like a good girl should…for a free the nipple style magic….it’s empowering…

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I have a crush on Francesca Eastwood.

I follow her on instagram, I try to make her my friend, I don’t really know why, but I think she’s great…that was at least until today….

YOU KNOW…like anyone, I have a think for the kids of the rich and famous, and as one of 6 of Clint Eastwood’s spawns, she’s the kid of the rich and famous, and I don’t really like them the way the rest of the world likes the rich and famous kids, I like them because of how damaged they are, despite having everything they really want, and are spoiled, they are coddled, they are whiners and usually unhappy while attention seeking to make a name of their own…even though they are the first to say “Yes, That Eastwood” when checking in anywhere…

BUT I HATE CLOWN TITS…and she’s got CLOWN TITS…and that’s so disappointing, but then again like the body dysmorphia stripper with clown tits, it means she’s the most fucked up, but like that stripper with her weird ego, that doesn’t mean she’s the best fuck…

Sad…but her trust fund will be nice…and the fact that she like doing shameless paparazzi pics…also nice…

I GUESS I am still a fan…just not of the tits..the tits are terrible…but they tell such a great fucking story…about youthful people who feel that slutty posing and tits are the answer to their sadness…on that inspiring note of shamelessness…it is drinking time…..

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