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2017

14

Feb

Bryana Holly Bikinis for Valentines Day of the Day

Bryana Holly is garbage…VALENTINE’S Day Garbage….that gets thrown around the rich dude who likes weathered instagram models who were early to the instagram gates…but who are

She is probably better known for trying to get in with the Kardashians by fucking Brody Jenner…their stepbrother, and son of Caitlin…you know using them fake tits in efforts to really make it in the world..

But no on gives a fuck about Brody Jenner, his Mom / Dad they are all shit…so we can assume this lower on the totem pole pile of shit you’d fuck cuz it looks like a stripper, acts like a stripper, but is more of a rich dude girlfriend who gets naked on social media for a bit of cash….

And here she is for a Valentines Day shoot we could assume is for everyone to jerk off to, like she is for everyone to jerk off to, so long as they have money or can help her 30 year old ass get to the next level of “what the fuck does she do, why do people follow her, who cares”….

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2016

22

Dec

Bryana Holly Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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If you read this site you’ll know that I hate catalog pictures, they are fucking boring, terrible, awful…the fucking worst….

But I do like them when they feature some fucking instagram model cunt and it’s some low level lingerie company…where she’s posing like a UK Glamour model in the early 2000s, or some Russian sex worker in Prague doing some slutty low quality photoshoot for some member’s porn site – you know what I’m getting at – you’ve seen these pics before and they were not top level, in fact they were exactly where you’d want some only famous for fucking a Jenner, who was early enough to Instagram to get an audience through slutty pics…I’d hate to see her actually succeeding….be the bottom feeding low level slime sucking pile of shit you were destined to be you GARBAGE hooker piece of shit…I’m just joking, I am sure she’s a lovely, friendly, kind, youthful and positive angel from heaven that I am sure at least one rich guy will hire as his wife, because really when you’re rich, love is always transactional….

I’d prefer if this trashy lingerie shoot was more ghetto and unable to afford photoshop to retouch the nipples and vagina lips…but I guess it’s 2016 and even the cheap / free instagram shoots know photoshop…bummer…it was her one possible redeeming hook…

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2016

25

Jul

Bryana Holly Naked in Treats of the Day

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Bryana Holly is a notorious lazy fame whore….who gets half naked on the internet for followers – because it is all about followers – but who never actually works because no one cares about Bryana Holly…

She is actually a really good friend of mine – who blocked me on social media because she likes me so much and can’t take it because I am not a rich guy or a famous guy – so I emailed her to see if we could work things out – assuming she just blocked me to make me chase her – but I guess she blocked me because all these fame whores are actually really insecure and they hate anyone who calls them out – for what they appear to be – attention seeking sluts…who offer the world very fucking little – but the occasional tit pic – hoping to get more followers – because it’s all about followers.

I don’t hate Bryanna Holly, I don’t give a fuck about Bryanna Holly or the one campaign she does a year, I think she’s hot enough, and that’s important in a world where there are hundreds of thousands of hot enough girls, but it takes a scepific kind of hot girl to be a vapid, shallow, shameless slut about things and do shit like this…

I don’t care about what rich guy or famous guy she dates or fucks because that doesn’t affect my life or anyone’s life. I don’t know her, or live her struggle, so her need to navigate cock that can pay her way or help her get famous so that she doesn’t have to ever get a real job….makes sense. Work sucks…especially when you can do this to survive…

So she’s in TREATS, which is LA’s sugar daddy funded, creeper old rich guy trying to live the modern playboy life, fucking young eager models, because they can, and they made Em Rat Cow famous, it’s very likely they’ll make other girls famous, at least that’s what the girls who do their magazine hope…they even pull their tits out for it..

She’s lookin’ good enough for me…

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2014

18

Nov

Bryana Holly for Galore of the Day

Instagram model – B Holly B blocked me from Instagram a while ago, she didn’t like my interpretation of what she represents that I based off her fake tits and her relationship with a Kardashian, that I guess got her on the show, to get her “modelling” career off the ground….a modelling career that only really exists because of the number of instagram followers she has…It’s what we call new generation modelling agency…where brands use a girl only because they want to reach her followers and build up their social media…almost like running an ad campaign…because if this was 10 years ago, they wouldn’t have cared about social presence, or confused followers with relevance, like MTV did with Tila Tequila so many years ago…it was like “She’s so big on Myspace, she must matter, let’s give her a show, even though she’s a porn chick”…but I guess that’s just the nature of the interent….

That’s not to say I don’t feel a romantic connection with Bryana Holly, I like to think any girl who follows me is only doing it to play hard to get, I mean it technically means she knows I exist, and knowing I exist is the first step to unwanted pregancy…

So Bryana Holly …if you’re out there…let’s hope you don’t have a Brody Jenner Kardashian herpes outbreak…so that we can at least try to make babies with my mouth…

Feel free to email me where you want to meet up so that our love can happen…..

These pics were for my friends at GALORE

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2014

23

May

Bryana Holly Instagram Model of the Day


I like instagram models…

They only exist because they are sluts on social media who want to be actual models, but who no one believed in, so they went out there and did it themselves….working for brands for free like model interns, all in exchange for a plug on their social media to build their fame factor, and maybe in Bryana Holly’s case, sluts with more than the right brands and photographers, but also with the right penis, like Brody Jenner because he was that low level stamp of approval she needed at 18…to be relevant…

This girl is the best free model a shoutout on your big brand’s social media can do to validate her and send her more followers can buy…

The low level, famous for 3 minute girls may be killing the modelling business with all their free work, but their desperation is pornographic to me.

Keep on trying you free model trick…

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2014

17

Feb

Bryana Holly Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Bryana Holly is some instagram famous chick I posted getting NUDE IN TREATS …without actually getting nude…

She’s most famous for dating Brody Jenner, which I guess isn’t really that awesome of a thing to be famous for, but you do what you can when you’re just a girl trying to get noticed…and now that leveraging the Kardashians is over for her, she’s moved down the Emily Ratajkowski route of getting naked in photoshoots, hoping to land a big music video or campaign so that she becomes Household…

I think she’s hot, I’ve actually had conversations about her to people, and everyone I talk to think I’m crazy, but i figure her instagram fame is enough for all those haters to stop hating and to stop trying to stand in the way of my love for her….

I don’t know what this is for, but I see nipple, so I can only assume it’s for me…a Valentine….

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2014

20

Jan

Arianny Celeste & Bryana Holly Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Arianny Celeste and Orange County Instagram Model Bryana Holly, who once dated Brody Jenner for fame, hung out in their bikinis and it looked like it was so fun to stare at…I know this because I am staring at them..and so are you…instead of doing something productive with your time you fucking creep…you’re just wasting away at pics of girls who are getting paid all because they are in bikinis…

I think it’s safe to say that doing this shoot, was a good play for Byanna Holly, you know model with someone more famous and steal their fans…in this competitive game called modeling…

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Bryana Holly

2014

01

Jan

Bryana Holly Strategically Naked for Treats of the Day

Her name is Bryana Holly – she’s an instagram model who was dating Brody Jenner and I am sure other low level celebrities in attempts to get famous…she’s fucking THIRSTY for fame and I’ve been following her just to judge her…because I like thirsty girls…I mean that and stare at her hot pics because she’s pretty fucking amazing…

Well now she’s doing the Emily Ratajkowski, cuz with every successful hustle one person does that works, there will be a dozen people to follow their lead and try to make it happen for themselves in a “If she posted naked for TREATS and all this happened, I can too, I’m way hotter than her”….you know typical competitive girl shit…that I don’t mind sitting on the sidelines watching…because naked girls are amazing…

Even if she’s only getting naked to get closer to the Winklevoss Twins who used their 100 million Facebook dollars to start TREATS to get laid….

I mean any reason for a desperate fame whore girl to get naked in efforts to get famous…works for me..

It’s a nice level of trying too fucking hard…but it doesn’t matter cuz she’s naked….that could have got me hard if I had a sex drive…

But I do appreciate a good naked body, and this here, is a good naked body, even if it is tainted by Brody Jenner and countless other low levels on her quest to be famous…a strategy I like a lot less than her getting naked…

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