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2014

10

Jun

Hayden Panettiere is Pregnant in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant, got into a bathing suit and was decent enough to not be in a bikini, because pregnant girls in bikinis, is pretty inappropriate and even disgusting, and even the most seasoned hooker knows that when you start to show, you get off fucking stage and find another way to make money, like turning tricks in your living room….

She still looks like shit, but that’s what pregnancy does to you, and is always a horrible fucking decision to take…I mean her husband’s 6 foot 8 massive penis in her 4 foot 2 frame should have been enough uterus filling for her…but no, she had to reproduce…

I didn’t find her hot before, I don’t find her hot now…but here are the pics anyway…

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2014

28

Feb

Hayden Panettiere in Brides Magazine of the Day

I love that Bride Magazine did this profile on Hayden Panettiere who is either engaged or married…because I know that her fan base is mainly weirdos who watched her on Heroes, or whatever it was called, where they’ve been loyal followers of hers ever since…because that’s how sci/fi people work…but more importantly, they never turn their back on a hobbit looking bitch…because there’s so many sexual fantasies they can have with her…until today..when she is posing in Wedding dresses…for a Wedding Magazine…to remind you she’s getting married…only for you to get so angry, like when you found out Mila Kunis was engaged, because without her marriage there was still hope for your unemployed, living in your mom’s basement, virgin loser ass…

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2013

25

Nov

Hayden Panettiere’s Implants Make an Appearance of the Day

Hayden Panettiere decided to put on a dress with a window built into it to show off her investment that was meant to balance out her really weirdly shaped body and massive back…but I can’t seem to focus on the tits, and possible nipples, because I am just trying to figure out her massive head. It’s like she’s a bobble head, the human form, but I guess that kinda goes for all midgets, but I never hear anyone every talking about Hayden Panettiere’s big head, but I guess, I also never hear anyone talk about Hayden Panettiere…..

That said…I repeat..I think I See Nipple…

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2013

01

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Showcased Some Tit This Halloween of the Day

It’s always the midgets and freaks who get excited about Halloween because it is the only time of year they can really exploit their birth defects in a humorous way, except maybe Christmas where they play the mall elf, or Valentines day where they play the cupid, but Halloween, gives them more freedom to choose their own costume, instead of being type cast, and this year Hayden Panettiere chose tits…

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2013

23

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Ridiculous Product Placement of the Day

I know celebrities from all levels, some personally, some who have told me to fuck off and some who aren’t actual celebrities but rather fame whores with a lot of followers on their social media…I’m talking actors, singers, pornstars, athletes and I’m not bragging, they are all horrible people…

I also know managers, agents, and publicists and PR people…again, not bragging they are horrible people…

Based on my experience, there is no way this Hayden Panettiere, little person to the stars, is just casually eating Burger King fries…holding the box like a spokesmodel at a tradeshow…like she’s getting paid, because she is getting paid, nothing like this is free…because if it was free, she wouldn’t be giving them free press, but rather she’d order in, cuz no one wants anyone to know they eat Burger King…even at 4 am when drunk…

I guess that makes her a little more of a whore than you probably originally thought, I mean what else will she do for money, she’s clearly shameless, let’s hope things that involved a sex tape…because I’d like to see that circus clown performance…more that I like watching her eat fries..

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2013

21

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Weird See Through Attempt of the Day

Hollywood Troll Hayden Panettiere who climbed out of one of the canyons, that I guess was her soap star mom’s vagina, and has leveraged at least some of the men her mom banged to establish a career of her own, unless of course she’s a natural talent, who thanks to her situation didn’t have to climb the ranks of the the circus she was destined to be part of, you know from cleaning up elephant shit to one day putting on that clown nose to juggle in, but rather straight to the one movie or TV show that she’s done to generate all this buzz…

Not that her backstory or why she is here really matters, what matters is that she’s adapting to her breast implants nicely, slowly learning how to wear see through shirts with them, like all the other girls with breast implants, only no one has told her that the whole point of breast implants is to lose the fucking bra….but at least she’s trying…this is new to her…give a chance to shine…bright…like a diamond – rihanna….why did I just do that…

Either way, Nice shoulders Hayden..

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2013

03

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Hanging with Herself of the Day

There’s gotta be a fetish in this somewhere….Hayden Panettiere posing with a giant cut out of herself….in some masturbatory, twin on twin bullshit that is far less interesting that a fat black chick smothering your face while railing cocaine off each other’s hot tits….who cares….

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2013

13

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Poses With Average Sized Dude of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is substantially cuter when they throw her next to average sized people making her look like some kind of elf sent from heaven to give virgin nerds and homosexuals in the closet but who love broad shoulders something to masturbate to…it’s like this is the shit Santa built his little fucking sex palace in the middle of no where so he never got arrested for…elves you can both fuck who make your dick look huge, or use as a dildo when you want a P-Orgasm…multi-purposed…what can’t this bitch do…kinda thing…

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2013

03

Sep

Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini of the Day

Here is some Hayden Panettiere in her bikini and it’s really not all that exciting…because even with her fake tits she’s a barrel chested troll who belongs in a circus, and not even a high level circus that tours and has a vegas show, but one run out of a barn in some small town, where she juggles and gets shot out of a cannon….the only thing partially interesting about her is her muscle definition…because strong women are more fun to wrestle because you feel less like a predator…even though wee all know you’re a predator…but in your defence it is the only way you can get laid…

PS you can see her nipples…


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