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2013

27

May

Hayden Panettiere in Her Bikini of the Day

In case you didn’t realize, since you have no job, friends or family, and all you have is the internet and Role Playing Games, it’s Memorial Day…

To some, it is the first day of summer, the internation day for the BBQ, the day girls bust out their bikinis…because it seems like everyone is in their fucking bikinis, including Hayden Panettiere…

Making it the official first day of the year for a titty implant reveal…you know all other new implant titty reveals before today were just practice for today….

So here she is having fun with her new friends….

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2013

15

May

Hayden Panettiere Dressed Like a Stripper of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is dressed like a stripper on her first dance…you know the slow and romantic one that sets the mood before she comes back on for her second dance and shows her vagina…you know that or the poor girl at prom who bought her dress at some discount bin at the sex shop…and really it works for me, because strippers are the only girls I can count on…you know they never say know to ten dollars to touch their titties….and the trashier Hayden Panettiere looks, the more she suits her implants, and her plastic surgery ridden mom who sucked a lot of dick to give her this life…


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2013

13

May

Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Hayden Panettiere wore a skimpy bikini in Miami….all poppin’ her booty out like this was a hip hop video…and it wasn’t as horrible as you’d expect, or as horrible as I’d expect, because Hayden Panettiere always creeped me out. I fear trolls.

She was built like a shit house, with shoulders you’d be scared to wrestle, but now they have a set of fake tits attached to them….balancing them out…

Bringing her from circus freak you’d expect to see filling up a small car with her other clown buddies….to girl filling up a skimpy bikini bottom….a better strategy for everyone involved. I endorse these pics.


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2013

26

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Period Video of the Day

This is probably one of the worst Vine videos of all time….not because it stars Hayden Panettiere, even though she does nothing for me, not even with her implants, but because they are talking about periods and there’s just nothing worse than girls talking about their periods. I get it happens, sometimes I even fuck periods, but that doesn’t mean I want to hear about the shit/blood, or more importantly, it doesn’t give a bitch the right to complain, act moody, overeat and cause problems in my fucking life. So whether Hayden Panettiere showing off her tattoos and broad manly shoulders, trying to be funny on set of Nashville, or my fucking wife, who luckily is obese and hasn’t had her period in a decade, the shit is equally not fucking hot, unless you have a period fetish, and some of you do, I guess fertility, post-puberty, blood excites you, creep. So this one’s for you.

Here are some promo pics I probably posted last month on set promoting her implants / her new show….depending on who you talk to…there are two school of Hayden Panettiere analysts.

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2013

02

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Looking Good in Glamour of the Day

As much as I hate Hayden Panettiere, or hated her in the past, you know for being famous and having a fan base, despite her midget build, shitty tits, thick legs, and overally massive head that was almost comical. You know a career built on her stripper looking mother’s Soap Star fame…..but for some reason, that may be her interest in saving the dolphins, marine mammals are my aphrodisiac you know, but it probably has more to do with implants that just balance her out in a good way….because implants, despite my hatred for them…can make a girl a better person than she once was…..

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2013

01

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Makes a Taking a Shit Face while Toned in a Bikini of the Day

I guess Hayden Panettiere is keeping fit, cuz these pics of her jumping around like a clown at the circus, something she holds close to her heart, because that’s what she would be if this was another generation, while instead she is just a clown on TV, all midget but not juggling.

I figure she’s doing this fitness thing, cuz no one like a fat chick, especially not on TV, or at her wedding, that is happening soon, and I am just happy she shared, because it paves the way for her leaking more intense pics when people stop paying attention to her again, as they will.


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2013

29

Mar

Hayden Panettiere Gives Up Now That She’s Engaged of the Day

I am not someone who thinks that up until today, Hayden Panettiere has been putting all that much energy into her look, her fitness, her overall sexiness. Unlike her mother, who is like a typical Soap Opera cat woman with too much surgery, Hayden’t stuck to just implants. But I will say, she’s never been overly fat. Overly muscular yes. But never fat.

So hearing her be engaged, now seeing her down a bag of Oreos, that unless
this is product placement, you know a paid ad spot, and I am sure it is, cuz Celebs don’t endorse shit without a paycheck. It is safe to say now that she’s getting hitched, it is all downhill.

Stay tuned for dumpy Hayden in 12-24 months. That’s my prediction.

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2013

27

Mar

Hayden Panettiere in Underwear To Celebrate her Engagement of the Day

The fact that Hayden Panettiere has this weird cult following of virgin fan boys is weird to me, but not as weird as when I visualize her getting fucked by her 6 foot 6 boxing champion boyfriend, who could have a mico-penis, making it a comical clown car experience, something Hayden the circus freak is probably used to, but who could just easily have a massive cock that breaks her in half, reminding her of a time when her mom used her in a sex ring as a child, the way her vagina likes it.

Well, turns out they are getting married…because that’s what people do for some weird reason I’ll never understand, much like how I will never understand how Hayden has a fan base.


BUT I FIGURED I’D USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO POST
MY HAYDEN PANETTIERE ARCHIVE OF BIKINIS, BRAS, MIDGET JOKES

I like making things about myself like that….

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2013

12

Mar

Hayden Panettiere’s Ass on Set of Nashville of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is on set of Nashville….her comeback tour….wearing tight country pants…showing off her tight country ass…that is a lot better now that it is balanced out with a set of tits…it is almost like she got herself on hormone therapy…..and has grown into a woman from the boxy midget with high testosterone and an elastic vagina…that was very welcoming to anything that was attached to guys who were 6 foot 6 or taller….something all you weirdos fell in love with….cuz boxy women with high testosterone are less gay to jerk off to then dudes.

Either way, here she is doing the woman thing…

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2013

18

Feb

Hayden Panettiere for NYLON of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere is in the March issue of Nylon magazine….a magazine that was once for hipsters but that is now for everyone….the Seventeen magazine of this generation….and I am just bummed that she didn’t take full advantage of her fake tits and expose them to the world….and take ownership of them…but I guess what it comes down to is that she’s trying to be subtle about it…you know slowly introduce them so that people always wonder if they are fakers or just her growing into her shoulders….you know cuz fake tits, if you don’t want the world to know you have fake tits, are take work and time to coverup….here are the boring pics…

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2013

15

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Hot for Valentine’s Day

Hayden Panettiere getting fake tits to balance out her broad manly back…was a pretty good strategy…cuz no one likes a gymnast body that doesn’t get its period…except maybe closet cases and her countless fans….who were weirdly obsessed with her long before she started posing for instagram like some weird rich housewife from Texas on her 20th wedding anniversary, in what would normally be considered tacky if her gown wasn’t 20,000 dollars….you get the new money vibe I’m talking…I mean unless you’re too busy staring at her new titties…cuz with new titties comes a period of acceptance…and getting used to them…all this to say…this pic is hot….

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2012

27

Dec

Hayden Panettiere’s Fake Tits Understand Marketing of the Day

Hayden Panettiere may be a spoiled brat, LA, candy coated twat who doesn’t really have any idea what is up, cool, interesting, but who instead just buys into all the crap other people are buying into, because by the time it gets to her, it’s already too late….that’s just the way Hollywood rich kids work….despite how hard they try to be different, unique, cutting edge….

But she does get one thing, that tits fucking sell, so here she is promoting her product line, acting like a lesbian hipster, showing some bra, and some cleavage from her new fake tits, you know making noise….what someone needs to tell her is that if using tits to get sales…you gotta use them nipples….cleavage just isn’t enough…for this pervert world.

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2012

19

Dec

Hayden Panettiere’s a Bikini Clad Vampire of the Day

Nothing says Christmas marketing campaign like vampires in bikinis…I mean I guess I shouldn’t expect more from some Candy Coated Hollywood child…who grew up to a couple vapid cunt parents and was totally disconnected from reality…I mean shit…just seeing what Hollywood does to people who move to that plastic garbage from small towns is bad enough…to be bred there and think that’s normal…commercialized shit everywhere…nothing cool…anywhere….it’s probably hard to be interesting or creative in how she promotes her bullshit jewelry line…but the good news is that with having a vagina…comes the ability of not having to be with it, cool or ahead of the trends…just get in a bikini with some fucking implants….and you’re good.

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2012

12

Dec

Hayden Panettiere Busts Out Her Bikini for Esquire of the Day

When you get breast implants, you gotta show them fuckers off, it’s like something you’ve been insecure about all these years, you know cuz of your broad shoulders and how your A-cup tits didn’t balance you out….is all of a sudden thrown out the fucking window….because you got implants…something tht makes you want to dance, celebrate, and throw a fucking party for…in the form of making everyone you know feel how real they are….because like a new car…they aren’t actually part of you…but just an accessory that make you feel like a more sexual object…

I’ve seen girl with implants so many times before, and they are the first to get into bikinis to show them off….so these Esquire pics make sense….but they’d be more fun if she was juggling or doing some other circus act she looks naturally born for….but maybe I’m too demanding…my expectations too high…

Here are the pics…

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2012

30

Nov

Hayden Panettiere in a Bra for in Nashville of the Day

Hello Breast Implants…well I guess when you get new tits to launch your new gig on TV after falling off and disappearing…waiting for the child sex scandal rumors to blow over…while blowing…men over 6 foot 6…because that’s just what midget bitches do to over compensate…it’s like overly skinny dudes with fat chicks, for white girls with black dudes, the whole opposite make for good times when getting fucked from behind…especially if the child sex ring is true…cuz child sex would probably leave her with a pretty big gap to fill…in her panties…you might as well show them…

I am not that into grabbing fake tits, but I like looking at them, even when they suck, cuz big tits speak to me at an emotional level, especially when they balance out the broad shoulders on an otherwise broad girl…

Here she is in a bra in Nashville.

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