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2013

03

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Hanging with Herself of the Day

There’s gotta be a fetish in this somewhere….Hayden Panettiere posing with a giant cut out of herself….in some masturbatory, twin on twin bullshit that is far less interesting that a fat black chick smothering your face while railing cocaine off each other’s hot tits….who cares….

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2013

13

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Poses With Average Sized Dude of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is substantially cuter when they throw her next to average sized people making her look like some kind of elf sent from heaven to give virgin nerds and homosexuals in the closet but who love broad shoulders something to masturbate to…it’s like this is the shit Santa built his little fucking sex palace in the middle of no where so he never got arrested for…elves you can both fuck who make your dick look huge, or use as a dildo when you want a P-Orgasm…multi-purposed…what can’t this bitch do…kinda thing…

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2013

03

Sep

Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini of the Day

Here is some Hayden Panettiere in her bikini and it’s really not all that exciting…because even with her fake tits she’s a barrel chested troll who belongs in a circus, and not even a high level circus that tours and has a vegas show, but one run out of a barn in some small town, where she juggles and gets shot out of a cannon….the only thing partially interesting about her is her muscle definition…because strong women are more fun to wrestle because you feel less like a predator…even though wee all know you’re a predator…but in your defence it is the only way you can get laid…

PS you can see her nipples…


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2013

02

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Grabbing Her Crotch on a Private Jet of the Day

It could be wishful thinking, because Hayden Panettiere may not even be scratching her itchy pussy, cuz girls with itchy vaginas is hot to me, especially on private jets, making this a new fetish, but as far as I’m concerned this picture of Hayden Panettiere is going at her cunt on a private jet because that’s what I want it to be…y

Vagina like every other vagina that deals with vagina issues like other vaginas…from yeast infections to ingrown hair…only done in such a luxurious setting…like private jets, even though Hayden doesn’t pay for shit, and these companies with private jets just fly her around, it is still fancy enough to balance out her yeast infection…

But maybe you like seeing her get her tit grabbed better…like a good whore Hayden gives something for everyone….

But Maybe you like her weird body in a bikini….

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2013

29

Aug

Hayden Panettiere in Hooker Stance of the Day

Hayden Panettiere managed to squeeze her fake tits she bought to balance out her broad manly back into a tight dress….

She posted this shit to the internet, pretending she was showing off her hair, as most attention seeking sluts who want to be subtle in their attention seeking slutting do…it’s like “Do you like this shirt” when her tits are hanging out, only even less obvious than that…she’s a clever little troll this one…isn’t she…

Anything is better than watching her do her circus act she was destined to do before the implants and I don’t just mean when she bangs her 7 foot tall husband..I’m talking the juggling while balancing on a ball act like the other midget clowns…

That said, I am all for girls embracing their inner slut and make it their outer slut…

It works for me….

TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER AWESOME TIGHT DRESS CLICK HERE

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2013

29

Jul

Hayden Panettiere’s Implant Dog Pillows of the Day

Hayden Panettiere’s dog is so lucky. He has a fresh set of implants to sleep on….

My dog’s pillow is my fat wife’s gunt but I’m convinced he just hangs there cuz it smells like raw sewage, cheese, seafood products and kitchen garbage…

But this isn’t about me, this is about Hayden Panettiere’s implants. Implants that changed the game from her and made her a girl…they balanced out her broad back and shoulders…but the one issue I have with her implants is that unlike every single girl I’ve met with implants, she doesn’t fucking show them off, nipples out, begging us to grab them, cuz they are just like buying a new bike, car, or whatever but not to her, to her they are sacred…and that reminds me why I hate her.

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2013

28

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Comparing Fake Tits with a Statue of the Day

You will all be able to relate to this…you know since some of the best sex you have had…and some of the hottest tits you have played with have been attached to inanimate objects..like that mannequin you found in the back alley and turned into your girlfriend for a few years before you broke her trying to drill her a new asshole…

For those of you less lonely and sad, you’ve all been in stores, or next to statues, and done something semi-perverted for a cheap laugh…

For some reason when Hayden Panettiere does it it is far less obvious and annoying…if anything it is kinda hot…but not because Hayden Panettiere is hot, but because I know she’s only doing it to compare her fake tits, with those fake tits, and whenever chicks compare tits, I get excited…

To See Outtakes from her 2009 GQ Shoot CLICK HERE

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2013

11

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Has the Best Body According to US Weekly of the Day

Seems like breast implants make all the difference for a bitch…from weird thick body to the best body according to a magazine that has not journalistic integrity because it is paid for and run by the Hollywood machine, whether it is PR people, or the studios who make these people famous….

So the life lesson of the day is, if you’re tits are disproportionate, you can pay to fix them, and the world will celebrate you the way you always wanted to be celebrated….at least that’s what I’ve learned from these feature. Thanks US Weekly for making girls feel inadequate.

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2013

10

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Does the Emily Ratakowski of the Day

In the event you don’t remember the unrated “Blurred Lines” video for a song by Alan Thicke Jr and Pharrell Williams, here it is:

Well, Hayden Panettiere, decided to jump into the mix and do some awkward dancing like my favorite set of tits I write poetry for, even though she pretends I don’t exist, as most people do with their creepy stalkers….

She tried to twerk….because twerking is the future of white people dances, even though the darks have been doing it forever…

And I’m into it, but only because it reminds me of the day Emily Ratatatatatatatakowski and I first met, I mean she wasn’t actually there, but pictures of her tits were, and it’s been pretty consuming ever since, I mean as consuming as an ADD ridden pervert who likes all pussy, can be….

It is about 3 minutes in.

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