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2023

23

Oct

Old Lady Mariah Carey Still had the Tits of the Day

I guess we’re a week out from “Mariah Carey Season”. I’ve seen all the memes the white moms who shop at Target because they don’t believe the store is Satanic or grooming children with the gay as shit merchandise, if anything they identify their kids as tranny because it gives them clout at the play group, you know a way to be different and important, a brave mother of tranny….

So as someone who loves Christmas, I’d argue that the Mariah Carey Christmas song that we’ve all heard too many fucking times, is really not a classic, or all that good, if anything, it’s a shoot yourself in the dick, I can’t handle hearing this abuse kind of Christmas tune…but the evil powers that be want us to think she is Christmas, rather than religious fodder like the birth of Christ so they run with it.

Clearly, Mariah’s ready for the Christmas bonus that is the royalty checks she gets every November and December from the residuals, some of that money’s gone into her face injections and Ozempic, letting her old, less fat, still busty, and fully tranny lookin…the way we apparently like em.

I preferred Mariah Carey when she was a fat mental case on the wrong meds.

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2023

11

Apr

Mariah Carey Bikini Tits of the Day

As much as they say crazy bitches are good fucks, and as much as they’ve packaged Mariah Carey as being a crazy bitch….

And as much as they’ve pulled the standard obesity diversion by fixating on the big bitch’s tits…..

Even though she’s likely been on Ozempic and is no longer as obese as she still was, all bloated by her crazy pills and feeding her feelings and instability with compulsive eating she’s managed to scale back on…

She’s old as shit….and I will not be jerkin off to her tits hanging out of her weird ass BURKINI muslim swimsuit she’s whoring up with a creepy ass looking, probably filtered, since everything is AI face….

Mariah Carey in the 90s when forced to jerk off to music videos, is not the Mariah Care of 30 years later…..but her tits are huge…so not something to ignore in her cries for attention in a “remember me….”…..

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2022

18

Jul

Mariah Carey’s Big Tits in Capri of the Day

Mariah Carey’s on some luxury vacation on what I’ll assume is a yacht where she’s been eating.

I wonder if she’s vaccinated, because she’s about the size of all the fat mask wearing vaccinated weirdos who think they are doing it for their health, because clearly they care about their health in being 300 fucking pounds….

I do appreciate the level of not giving a fuck, because most women who are as famous as Mariah Carey wouldn’t be out there in their snow suit for the people of the world to point and laugh…

It’s not quite bold enough to push the whole body positivity hustle, because if she really didn’t give a shit, she’d be in a bikini, belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, or she’d be nude….

Like other fat girls, she is using her tits as a diversion from everything else going on but I find it hard to hate on this rich, fat, diva bitch, because she’s about 60 years old, looks 60 years old, seems to have eaten as much as a 60 year old would in the last few years, playing catch up from all those years of starving herself…..and ultimately, I blame the anti-depressants….not that I like 60 year olds, but this muppet bullshit lies that these other people push is trash, I’d rather see real deal rot, especially when it’s got monster tits.

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2019

04

Sep

Mariah Carey Labor Day Tits of the Day

Mariah Carey may be an unstable mental case who has had a history of mental health issues. She may be an overpaid, overfed, diva who has been coddled by too many people in her 30 years of fame….

She may be an old lady, she may have got to where she is by marrying the head of the record label, like a good slut who knows her value as a singer only matters and shines if she sucks the right dicks…

But she’s been consistent in showing us her tits…for Labor Day with some really weird self produced music video….because Labor Day is a time she likes to reflect on paying people to do basically everything for her…so she can sit around on her pile of money making her tits fatter…

Is this the best thing to happen this labor day weekend? Maybe.

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2019

14

Mar

Mariah Carey Got Them Titties Out of the Day

Mariah Carey Big Tits

Mariah Carey, like J.Lo, don’t know when to hang up their dancing shoes and sit out some of the opportunities that come their way, because they are egos, narcissists and fucking love money that at their point in their career, with their level of celebrity, is fucking easy to do…they just need to show up to wherever they are going…and fans…will go fucking nuts…but the problem is that with all that they have, all the opportunity they have, their vanity forces them to try to be hot…well into their 50s…and it’s weird.

Big tits though.

Mariah Carey Big Tits

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2018

30

Nov

Mariah Carey Got Them Titties On of the Day

Mariah Carey Cleavage

Mariah Carey is Christmas, if Christmas was a mentally unstable, rich as fuck, egotistical bitch with fat tits….who fucked her way into celebrity…thanks to her voice of an angel….that has inspired even the most Jewish person to get a Christmas tree installed in the Florida winter home, because she’s just that compelling of an artist….

As someone who loves tits and Christmas, how could I not appreciate Mariah Carey all photoshopped to shit.


Mariah Carey Topless Wet

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2018

12

Oct

Mariah Carey Got Them Tits On of the Day

Mariah Carey Got Them Tits On

Mariah Carey may be an unstable mental case who has had a history of mental health issues. She may be an overpaid, overfed, diva who has been coddled by too many people in her 30 years of fame….

She may be an old lady, she may have got to where she is by marrying the head of the record label, like a good slut who knows her value as a singer only matters and shines if she sucks the right dicks…

But she’s been consistent in showing us her tits, and tits, when you don’t have to deal with the cunt, or her cunt, is something we can all appreciate in picture form.

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2018

25

Sep

Mariah Carey Got Them Titties On of the Day

Mariah Carey Big Tits Tight Dress

Mariah Carey Got Them Titties…because that’s what Mariah Carey’s got going for her…Titties. I mean that and the voice of an angel, celebrated by the masses as the Diva she is, who loves glitter and shiny things, and who has mental illness and is fucking crazy, but most importantly, who got her career by fucking a much older, rich, record exec so hard he married her…creating this…

Because maybe the #MeToo movement is responsible for so many things you love in the world. So many performances, so many advances in history whether it’s science, technology or whatever the girl who fucked her boss and controlled him enough to get to a position where she could make a power move was….

Maybe it’s just the way it’s supposed to be. You know women have been using their tits to get ahead for centuries…just like Mariah Carey right here – right now – she’s not the only one at this rodeo….You all do it.

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2018

17

Aug

Mariah Carey TIts in a Wet Suit of the Day

Here’s some Mariah Carey, crazy bitch, doing some Steve Irwin nature show reporting from her billion dollar yacht…living that diva life…because what better way to roll into the weekend…than with Mariah Carey tits.

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2018

07

Mar

Mariah Carey Slutty in V Magazine of the Day

Mariah Carey fishnets in a thong

WTF is this shoot Mariah Carey….

I guess we can collectively say “Thank God for Gastric BiPass”….because this is not the Mariah Carey we’ve learned to be terrified of because she’s an unstable, even crazy, rich as fuck, celebrated by everyone, surrounded by people who coddle her, excessive materialistic disgusting human…..the last 20 years…

You know maybe some late 90s Mariah Carey tits…were something worth noticing…but she got fat, that ended, and this is her now….which makes no sense according to biology and all we know about aging…especially a fat chick aging…but who cares about biology, we got cosmetic science now…and this is that…

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