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2014

08

Jul

Elsabetta Canalis Sunbathing Topless of the Day


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It is safe to say that Elsabetta Canalis is probably pretty pissed off that George Clooney chose another girl to marry under contract for a minimum of 3-5 years because it makes him look less gay. He’ll even throw in a kid and 20,000 dollars of child support for said kid per month, for the rest of it’s life, because it makes him look less gay.


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I mean the reality of the situation is that Elsabetta Canalis only really exists in America because she was signed to George Clooney’s girlfriend management contract, I guess he figured she was a safe one to keep his secrets in lockdown, because of the language barrier and her level of irrelevance the second he found another girlfriend…


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Whether her showing her tits to the paparazzi is a cry for attention, to say “Hey remember me”…in hopes of a little international glitz and glam for old times….or if showing her tits is her being European…she’s still showing her tits…and for some reason, despite it being a win for us, and not a big deal for her, I find it sad…like she’s defeated…and lost her gold digging…

But the good news for her is that she’s still hot enough to find a socially awkward billionaire who thinks dating George Clooney’s sloppy seconds, not like George Clooney ever fucked her, but rather just brought her to events, is a status symbol…

And I don’t care, I just like the tits.


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