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2016

07

Jun

Emilia Clarke for Violet Grey of the Day

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People love Emilia Clarke…she’s on the biggest show on TV, so I guess that makes sense…or makes her relevant…but I prefer when she’s got her tits out…it’s just more dramatic, interesting…..while I know other people, the weird ones, only care about when she’s with dragons…because that speaks to their SCI/FI fantasy weirdness…and when they see shit like this, they just get mad that she’s a real person, making real money, manipulating the fuck out of them by being the hot bitch in a show they worship…

I’m only mad the pics are dull…you’d think they could put a little budget into making this fun…

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2016

02

Jun

Emilia Clarke for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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The thing I like about midget Emilia Clarke is that on Game of Thrones they refer to her as the midget – so everyone, including her knows she’s a midget, and as a midget you should imagine spinning her and her big in proportion tits….

I don’t like Game of Thrones because all you wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin motherfuckers….because ever since I found out fantasy existed, in shitty books, shitty video games, and then in shitty clubs at the college level who played Magic Cards and had sword battles in the woods like 7 year olds at 30, it made me uncomfortable…but Emilia Clarke is lovely….

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2016

16

May

Emilia Clarke’s Game of Thrones Tits of the Day

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I have never watched Game of Thrones in the history of the show’s existence. I am just not into virgin nerd shit, that even if it is mainstream, like this social media and internet nonsense, especially when it involves comic books, graphic novels, dragons and wizards but people fucking love it…they go crazy for it…and for those people, here’s Emilia Clarke the hot faced midget on the show’s tits…which in the event you’re a terrible fan of your favorite show…killed off the people holding her captive when they were debating selling her off to slaves…and survived because of dragons and the fact she doesn’t burn in fires…but her clothes does…only to close out the show with thousands of villagers bowing down to her…

It was an empowering moment for women…and a great day in TITS on TV for men…and women…because women love tit as much as men do…true story.

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2016

22

Apr

Emilia Clarke Left Boob Cleavage of the Day

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Emilia Clarke brought out her left tit cleavage to celebrate some event that would get her in the media because she’s the hot one in Game of Thrones, a show that is premiering on Sunday and that people everywhere have been waiting for…and that don’t stop talking about it…

I don’t watch the show, so Emilia Clarke is some average at best looking chubby girl…I will not be watching the show because dragons and midgets and all that other fantasy shit doesn’t work for me, but clearly it works for Game of Thrones, their cast, and everyone making all kinds of money from you idiot fans..

All this to say…left tit…

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2016

18

Apr

Emilia Clarke in VOGUE for Game of Thrones Premiere of the DAy

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Emilia Clarke has sacrificed herself by posing slutty for Vogue to promote Next Week’s Game of Thrones premiere…even though she’s got countless sex scenes on the show…and you’ve already seen her naked, part of the reason she’s famous, you like her, and get a boner from her…

I don’t watch the show, I can’t participate in that world, I will never watch the show, but it seems like every motherfucker is on the show…even though DRAGONS DON’T EXIST AND ARE FOR NERDY WEIRDOS…making people who buy into the story and huge production just typical followers who eat what they are told to…but then again, maybe I just haven’t joined the cult because I haven’t watched an episode and been brainwashed, I generally instinctively stay away from what everyone likes…not because I am some hipster pretending I’m so different, but because I’m an anti social with borderline personality disorder and would prefer having zero in common with anyone…especially anything with dragons…

You are being marketed to fools…

The point is that Emilia Clarke is lookin’ good in this shoot…and I’ll just leave it at that…instead of going into why you Game of Throne Fans are such typical basic cunts…

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2016

09

Feb

Emilia Clarke’s Pushing Up them Tits of the Day

EXCLUSIVE: Emilia Clarke takes part in a photo shoot in Malibu,CA.

Emilia Clarke is some Game of Thrones actress, and you know how that works out for a girl when she’s on some Fantasy Sci/Fi shit that features dragons and Fairies and other ComicCon type things….and that’s pretty fucking well…

From a young age, I remember seeing the kids at my high school up on some Dungeons and Dragons shit, and when I did my High School equivalency a decade later, back when I was into self improvement, I saw the kids playing Magic the Gathering, and when I went to college in the late 90s for a semester or two in video production to become a pornographer, something I never did even though it’d be easy…there was a Sci/Fi Fantasy club where the weirdest fucking late 90s Tank Girl dressed weirdos would make me fell uncomfortable with their unshowered smell of stale sperm and the one girl they passed around…wearing their trench coats, staging foam sword battles, with likeminded weirdos…pre internet..and that is that those dudes are so passionate and loyal to their cause…in their weirdness that they have no grasp of social norms…meaning their obsessive compulsive disorder sees no limits…and their love for these bitches sees no limits…and the good thing is they just jerk off to her rather than know where she lives as love makes people do weird thing…and love makes weirdos in love with a girl because of her character – make WEIRDER shit..

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2015

13

Oct

Emilia Clarke for Esquire of the Day

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Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones…a show I don’t watch, but that everyone watches, because when things go viral the world participates…and most importantly all you dragon and wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin loser….in all your social awkwardness…fucking love….because nerd culture is mainstream…

I know that ever since I found out fantasy existed, probably at the age of 5 in shitty books, shitty movies, shitty video games, I knew…it was some bullshit weirdness….then I saw Sci/Fi fantasy clubs at the college level who played Magic the Gathering…and had sword battles in the park like 7 year olds at the age of 30, because it gives them a way to socialize and that works for their aspergers…

It’s always made made me uncomfortable…even though I run a blog and that in and of itself is as virgin loser as I guy can get , even though it gets me pussy…but unfortunately not Emilia CLarke pussy…pussy that is relatively uneventful, but when stripped down for Esquire…is good enough for me…and definitely good enough for the nerds who have already married her in some at home ceremony on some software they coded…because that’s how nerds are….unless they see this as her being gratuitous and slutty and sharing the soul mate they created makes them mad…because you know at least one nerd threw his laptop or computer screen after jerking off to this…screaming “HARLOT”….and I fucking love Harlots…I’m not a Harlot SHamer…I say…MORE LINGERIE…because I’m not a Lingerie Shamer either…

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2015

23

Sep

Emilia Clarke for GQ UK of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Emilia Clarke is, but I am going to assume she sucked dick to get where she is today and before the people who call me a misogynist for assuming she’s just a slut and that’s why her career is where it’s at, like on the cover of GQ UK, I’m not the one getting her posing sexy in magazines, I am just saying “Look at this attention loving harlot posing”…no different than a pornstar…

I guess she could have a rich family that bought into her career, which is also possible…because those are the three ways you make it in hollywood…fucking or money or family connection or fucking with money and family connections…just ask anyone…I don’t event the way the world works you fucking assholes…I just observe it…

Here are those pics…she’s from Game of Thrones by your virgin loser ass already knew that…

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2015

12

Jun

Emilia Clarke’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Emilia Clarke is in Game of Thrones.

Now she is in a Bikini….

What can’t this girl do……I’m thinking a lot of things, but for the sake of this post nothing, there is nothing she can’t do…so versatile in her talent…that isn’t an actual talent…since acting is just a fucking joke…for assholes who think it’s an actual skill, so when they do it they feel like less of an asshole, or geniuses who just pretend it is a skill, so that they can keep collecting the checks..

Either way, PR people love releasing bikini pics, as our simple minds just eat this mindless shit up…”boobies, vagina definition, who cares about actual news….”….
Dumbing down the nation motherfuckers…every day.

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2015

29

May

Emilia Clarke for Marie Claire UK of the Day

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Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones or another one of those very successful, popular, shows that people everywhere are obsessed with but that I don’t care about because I can’t handle dragons, wizards and fantasy shit…I say leave that shit on college campuses where the virgin losers who you see have sword fights in the park create their sci-fi/fantasy swords…and where they congregate together…because without a club…they’d just be weird and alone…

I know, there’s nudity on the show…and rape scenes…but I prefer spending my time listening to my own failures…as she chokes on her fat neck next to me…

Either way, here’s Emilia Clarke in a magazine.

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2015

25

Mar

Game Of Thrones Girls in Magazines of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones. I don’t find the girls on Game of Thrones hot, but I have a feeling that there are a lot of virgin losers, I’m talking to you, who love everything about these girls, strictly because they are on Game of Thrones, and your whole love affair with dragons, and fairies amd all that other bullshit, fantasy, virgin loser stuff outweighs everything about these girls…and that fantasy shit is the reason you created a shrine in your basement, where you plan on marrying the blow-up doll version of one of these girls…because that’s what very very very lonely people do…

So here is Natalie Dormer for SELF Magazine

Here’s Emilia Clarke for Hollywood Reporter…where she announced that she turned down the Fifty Shades of Grey part because she doesn’t like being naked…which translates into Emilia Clarke doesn’t matter….but here are her pics anyway because I guess a new sexon is about to happen…

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2014

16

Apr

Emilia Clarke Pretty Alright for Marie Claire of the Day

Emilia Clarke is up on some Game of Thrones shit, and I am just posting it to jump on the bandwagon, you know to be relevant and inline with what is going on in pop culture, I follow trends 10 months too late, because this is a pop culture site and that’s what I do, and ignoring the babe from the most popular show I don’t watch and will never watch because I am too cool to follow the masses, but more importantly, I have had too much sex to respect anything with dragons in it, that nerd shit makes me feel uncomfortable…but ignoring it would be like ignoring myself…and even though that’s what most people do, especially girls I try to have sex with…consistently, and compulsively….I won’t let that happen her or not, not today, not ever when I can just put up these pics of Emilia Clarke looking’ hip in some snap shots for a magazine…and move on like they didn’t happen…which is what I am going to do. Just watch.

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2014

05

Mar

Emilia Clarke for FLARE of the Day

Emilia Clarke is some Game of Thrones star who I guess has a huge virgin loser fan base, even though Game of Thrones is mainstream, despite clearly being some virgin loser shit, with dragons and wizards and midgets…you know designed for people who don’t have sex and will never have sex thanks to their aspergers…and she’s the babe of the show…meaning huge fan base and more importantly, lots of sperm has been spilled for her…it’s jus the way nerd shit goes…and it is creepy…

Here she is in some Canadian Magazine..

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2013

21

May

Emilia Clarke Naked in Game of Thrones of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones. I don’t do the whole fantasy, wizards and dragons shit. It’s just too hard for me to take seriously, if anything I feel like an asshole trying to get into the storyline….no matter how many tits they throw my way…because ultimately, it’s just stupidities and nonsense and no real…I mean I can’t even pretend it’s real….so I save it for 99 percent of the population who seem to watch it, even though if this was 10 years ago, only a few dozen people would watch it, and I’m sure they’d reek of stale semen and computer chips…you know at your college Sci/Fi fantasy club….where they spend their days making weapons to fight each other in what is funny, cuz two or more socially awkward freaks interacting is jokes….

Her name is Emilia Clarke, she’s a big deal on the show, people are probably still masturbating to this scene from last night, cuz that’s how loyal nerds areo….and you probably should too…cuz sometimes mainstream TV nudity is better than throat fucking….

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2013

15

Feb

Emilia Clarke for GQ of the Day

Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones…a show all you wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin motherfuckers….because ever since I found out fantasy existed, in shitty books, shitty video games, and then in shitty clubs at the college level who played Magic Cards and hand sword battles in the woods like 7 year olds at 30, it made me uncomfortable…but staring at a chick, who isn’t really sexy, trying to be sexy, whether she’s on fantasy shows, or dating Seth Macfarlane and his billion dollar empire that is probably annoying to be around, cuz you know he never stops with his idiotic voices, doesn’t make me uncomfortable…if anything, I like it.

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