I don’t know who the fuck Imogen Thoams is…I just know that I am looking at her vagina eating her bathing suit and it’s not that magical….but it’s better than not looking at a vagina eating a bathing suit.right…
Imogen Thomas is a Glamour Model…who I am sure not very many people care about…not only because she’s got a stupid name…but because she’s been in this Glamour model game for the last 10 years…meaning googling her will lead you to far more than just a weak ass panty flash up skirt pic for the paparazzi because she’s probably medicated, drunk, but more importantly, has already put herself out there, so that a little pussy flash getting out of the car won’t change anything for her, but on the flip side may get people talking about her again…just not very many people…but for some reason..I’m posting it…I guess her strategy works….
Imogen Thomas has some seriously big tits…big tits we can assume are the basis of her career because of how soft her stomach looks…making me think she doesn’t work out…for fear of losing her tits…because if she lost her tits…she’d lose everything…including her chance to get a Glamour Girl pension by marrying a millionaire soccer player as all these whores do…it’s like Glamour modelling is the UK escort agency for the rich athlete…and who cares…look at her pics…
That’s all I have to say about that…because guess what…that’s all there is to Imogen Thomas and any further investigation into her life will always lead you to one thing…her big tits…that she’s showing off for a magazine like a lady….
Imogen Thomas is some Big Brother topless Glamour Model…who has got knocked up by someone who I assume is rich….and probably a soccer player….as some kind of retirement plan…because that’s what all these Glamour Models do…it is like that is the whole point of being a Glamour Model….you know to find a rich husband who will take care of you when your retarded big tits start to sag….and getting knocked up as fucking soon as possible to ensure the plan goes through as planned…
Well, she’s decided to go out and do some CHEESY AS FUCK….Sears Catalog….trashy naked pregnant woman pics….cuz she was once a naked non pregnant woman in pics…and I had no choice but to post them…because despite not valuing Glamour Models as celebs, or even people….and not valuing pregnant women as women due to lack of sex appeal….she is naked…and that for some reason overrides all I hate about these pics…
Imogen Thomas is a Glamour model who is accustomed to exploiting herself, her integrity, her sexuality and her implants in order to get paid, attention and low level celebrity….but most importantly….a football playing husband to finance her existence now that there’s a meal ticket baking in her vile, HPV ridden baby oven….
So seeing her posing in some amateur, bra wearing, autistic looking jack-o-latern painted baby growing inside her bump, all for attention is pretty much expected…if you even know who the fuck this slag is….and if you don’t, she’s just another stripper who has used her stripper values to “make it”….and we love strippers…especially when they reproduce to instill horrible morals and values of tacky behavior onto a new generation….
Here is her pregnant lady body painted body in a bra….because I assume it’s a fetish…at least I know it is going to be one as I stare at these milk filled hormonal violated vagina massive breasts….they are ridiculous.
There is just something lovely about seeing a topless model, who has the morals and values of an opportunist stripper, who figures if she takes off her shirt, shows her tits for money and low level fame, that land her reality TV gigs and football (soccer player) sperm…..that turns me on….
Maybe it is cuz she’s gonnna pass on her classy ways to another generation….cuz normally I find pregnant chicks disgusting…the whole reproduction thing is disgusting…but then again, I’ve always had a thing for pregnant escorts, strippers and crackwhores….it entertains me.
There comes a time in every hooker’s life where the sperm sticks to the uterus and the option of abortion is thrown out the window either for medical reasons or gold digging reasons…and I guess that time has come for UK Glamour Model Imogen Thomas….and I guess if you’re into half naked pregger slags….you’ll probably come too….while I prefer my pregnant girls early in their pregnancy…in a place where I can’t notice but more importantly can’t knock them up. No Condoms Allowed!
Imogen Thomas is some Glamour model and she’s in her bikini in the park doing some staged bikini pics and there is nothing wrong with that…sure back when I started the site I liked when the paparazzi broke laws to get pics like this….you know really exploited the celebs…after sifting through their garbage and shit…before every celeb realized it was good marketing…but the truth is I don’t care what inspires any bitch to get in a bikini as long as she is in a bikini….
IMOGEN THOMAS doesn’t matter…and either do her upskirts…but I guess if you’re sitting on the internet viewing this…they are better than not looking a pics of some attention seeker…even if going outside will probably lead to seeing up more skirts from real life women…if you angle the camera in your bag properly…than attention seekers like this…because in the event you don’t know…most girls are pretty irresponsible in their skirt wearing and let the wind, gettin out of cars or chairs…or sitting…get the best of them….and for some reason, when it isn’t staged for the papaprazzi to talk about them like they matter, when they don’t matter, you know the kind of bitch who knows her place….the flash is far more enjoyable.
I am not posting this because I am an Imogen Thomas fan…I barely know who she is and I think she’s got a really stupid fucking name….I am posting this because one of my favorite things in the summer is a surprise rain…even if in Imogen Thomas’ case….there is no such thing as surprise rain….just publicity stunt opportunities…..now the reason I like surprise rain is the same reason I am posting these pics of some chubby bitch Imogen Thomas….and that is that there is always a percentage of bitches who get stuck…in white….and sometimes with no bra on….leading to an unwanted white t-shirt contest for them and a welcomed wet t-shirt contest for me….and all it took was forgetting their fucking umbrella….that’s why everytime I see it raining on what was a sunnuy day a few minutes earlier I run outside…Some of the hardest nipples I’ve ever seen happened this way…..and that’s why Imogen Thomas has a post of her very on on this site…even if she’s virutally unknown….proving all she has to do is keep up publicity stunt hustle.
Imogen Thomas is some useless, other than the fact she gets half naked for money, Glamour Model trash from the UK and she doesn’t matter…..What does matter is that one of my favorite things about leggings is happening to her…granted it is probably for attention…cuz that’s what these Glamour models do for the paparazzi….wear dirty soot covered, dirty black leggings that are a few sizes too small and bend over in obvious yet amazing ways so shit goes sheer….but the real highlight, or inspiring thing about his, is that this shit happens to regular girls all the fucking time….and I’m talking girls of all fucking ages…from 15 to 40….who are in a pair of leggings and have no idea that I can pretty much see their vaginas….or their fucking name tags on their underwear cuz shit is so sheer..and it makes for a simple things in life that brings great joy to an old pervert like me.
It doesn’t matter who they are on. It doesn’t matter whether I know their name, their age or their fucking biography. It doesn’t matter what their measurements are, what size their tits are, how fat their asses are, their hip to waist ratio or even whether they have all their limbs, organs, or are dying of a terminal disease…
All that matters is the white bikini. Especially when it gets wet.
I saw a few disgusting pictures of Imogen Thomas, some Glamor model from the UK with big tits every trashy dude loves, cuz she has big tits…..but without realizing that with big tits, comes big bellies, big hips, big asses, cellulite, and in her case, big labia…..because that’s just how science fucking works people….but for some reason they are edited, photoshopped, cleaned up, to make you think they are anything but the fat cashier at the dollar store body they actually are…..UK Glamor Models are a scam…not that I didn’t already know that…but here’s one of the pics to prove it…
Here’s a video of her shooting her Calendar from a few weeks ago….from all the right angles…trickery!!!