Lucy Mecklenburgh is a UK Reality TV show star and I know what you’re thinking…why the fuck do you care about a UK Reality TV show star….and I don’t have the answer for you…I never have the answer…I just see the bikini or suspender bikini or whatever the fuck this is…and I post it…cuz what is a name, or a job, or really anything that identifies a girl….when the girl is half naked…you see who she is, how irrelevant she is just doesn’t fucking matter…what matters is her walking on the beach in a way that makes me want to hump her leg like I was a stray dog….

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I am going to make a bet that you’ve never heard of Lucy Mecklenburgh …no matter how weird, perverted, socially awkward and addicted to television you are…..because she’s on that level of mattering to a broader audience despite having such a rockin’ body…a body so good I’d like to be it’s friend and carry its books home after class…a body I would like to play doctor with and give enemas to with my tongue….a body that shouldn’t be allowed in pants…cuz that is against the rules of our friendship…it crosses the only way out of that bikini is more naked….True story.

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Lucy Mecklenburgh is on some show called the TOWNIES, which is some UK garbage that I assume is like Jersey Shore, but I don’t know what Sussex is, or why anyone cares about it, cuz I am not from the UK…I just know the bitch who is on the show self promoting herself was out in a white bikini, and that’s all it really takes to matter for me….I don’t give a fuck about body, shape or size…sure I like bitches fit and tight…but if they are half naked I’ll stare regardless of whether I like what I am seeing or not…cuz that’s all part of being a pervert….something I’m 80 percent sure I am….

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