A few nights ago, I went to a gay bar because my wife wouldn’t give me any drinking money, and I figured if I was going to get free drinks anywhere, it would be there, cuz gays are fucking perverts and horny enough to fuck any straight guy, even homeless looking obese ones, so I figured I’d go strut around like a hot young girl does, only the total fucking opposite, knowing no dicks would be exposed..

Well it turns out, even the most depraved gay was too good for me, and didn’t think I was worth their time or a drink…affecting my self esteem negatively….But for some reason, I got into a conversation about T.O.W.I.E….with a bunch of gays which apparently every gay guy watches, that I’ve never heard of…but that stars this ass…named Lucy Mecklenburgh…and I would have rather got AIDS…you know was statistically all over the bathrooms of that club.. That said, here’s Lucy Mecklenburgh ass. It’s good enough that I’d fuck that even if it had a dick….

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I don’t know who this UK trash is, I can assume she’s some low level stripper in a reality show out there, because other than a few hot models, the UK is really known for grey skinned, rotten toothed, fat chicks, who like eating bland food when not chimney sweeping to pay the rent in their cold water 1800s updated flat..

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This Lucy Mecklenburgh has her booty pop done right…arched back, stickin’ that fat ass out, posting it to instagram cuz it will get her lots of attention likes and follows and if she’s lucky it will make the popular page…taking to a whole new realm of low level celebrity…from being on a UK show no one outside of the UK cares about and those in the UK probably don’t care about…to being a bitch on social media with lots of followers who just like her for her ass pics…something that seems to be enough these days to matter…at least when it comes to your own self involved ego…and more importantly…to my masturbation…

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Lucy Mecklenburgh is some UK chick on some show that gets a lot of attention called The Only Way is Essex, which seems to be about a gang of trashy sluts who want to be Glamour Models, but I could be wrong, because let’s face it, I don’t care enough to find out, what I do care enough about is to stare at her tight body on the beach in a mesh top showing nipples, because let’s face it, I wasn’t breast fed as a child and love all tits, even if they are from the UK, the land of fat, grey skinned girls who make these average looking pussies famous for being hot, even when not hot. Like fucking the least fat girl out of a group of fat girls…if you know what I mean.

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Lucy Mecklenburgh is a UK Reality TV show star and I know what you’re thinking…why the fuck do you care about a UK Reality TV show star….and I don’t have the answer for you…I never have the answer…I just see the bikini or suspender bikini or whatever the fuck this is…and I post it…cuz what is a name, or a job, or really anything that identifies a girl….when the girl is half naked…you see who she is, how irrelevant she is just doesn’t fucking matter…what matters is her walking on the beach in a way that makes me want to hump her leg like I was a stray dog….

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I am going to make a bet that you’ve never heard of Lucy Mecklenburgh …no matter how weird, perverted, socially awkward and addicted to television you are…..because she’s on that level of mattering to a broader audience despite having such a rockin’ body…a body so good I’d like to be it’s friend and carry its books home after class…a body I would like to play doctor with and give enemas to with my tongue….a body that shouldn’t be allowed in pants…cuz that is against the rules of our friendship…it crosses the only way out of that bikini is more naked….True story.

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Lucy Mecklenburgh is on some show called the TOWNIES, which is some UK garbage that I assume is like Jersey Shore, but I don’t know what Sussex is, or why anyone cares about it, cuz I am not from the UK…I just know the bitch who is on the show self promoting herself was out in a white bikini, and that’s all it really takes to matter for me….I don’t give a fuck about body, shape or size…sure I like bitches fit and tight…but if they are half naked I’ll stare regardless of whether I like what I am seeing or not…cuz that’s all part of being a pervert….something I’m 80 percent sure I am….

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