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2016

25

Jul

Renee Somerfield for Maxim Australia of the Day

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Her name is RENEE SOMERFIELD, she’s some Australian “model”…who has a great fucking body, definitely, but her content is so fucking cheesy.

We live in this world of easy to digest, flash in the pant, attention span of a mosquito so content doesn’t need to be thought provoking or compelling, it just has to satiate that sweet tooth for very little time as we scroll onto the next picture in our feed…

But this girl has made a career out of being in these dramatic photoshoots of herself, because she’s vain and disgusting, posing all dramatic for herself, like she’s a hired model, and brands probably throw money at her – so that she can producing these compelling, Academy award winning establishing shots of herself…

Now she’s in Maxim Australia….

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2016

05

Jul

Renee Somerfield Makes Me Laugh of the Day

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Her name is RENEE SOMERFIELD, she’s some Australian “model”…who has a great fucking body, definitely, but her content is so fucking cheesy.

We live in this world of easy to digest, flash in the pant, attention span of a mosquito so content doesn’t need to be thought provoking or compelling, it just has to satiate that sweet tooth for very little time as we scroll onto the next picture in our feed…

But this girl has made a career out of being in these dramatic photoshoots of herself, because she’s vain and disgusting, posing all dramatic for herself, like she’s a hired model, and brands probably throw money at her – so that she can producing these compelling, Academy award winning establishing shots of herself…

I can’t imagine her being anything but the worst person possible, but at least she looks alright…in a world where that is all that matters, that is all that matters…

THis is professional instagram modeling….ideal places, half naked, pose….usually paid for by a tea-tox company or protein powder…

Living the scam life…lookin’ good…and I love that a vapid, zero concept, zero thought, zero talent, cheesy to the point of embarassing self produced shoot can make a bitch matter…crazy…

She’s the next Michael Bay…

Some pics…

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