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2015

14

Apr

Rosalind Lipsett in a Bikini of the Day

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You may or may not remember Irish bikini model ROSALIND LIPSETT , because she’s not in Sports Illustrated, but thanks to the internet, all the instagram photographers, and really the need for bikini content…everyday…Sports Illustrated doesn’t even fucking matter, it’s just some bullshit stamp of approval for old, washed up, boring models…who figure it mattered in the 90s…so it matters today…and it is a great selling point…

But sometimes the only selling point you need is that you are the hottest thing to ever step out of Ireland, which may not be saying much, because Irish girls have historically been trolls, that’s how the whole Leprechaun thing happened, and the reason they drink…

But this Rosalind girl…she’s just fucking magical….so here’s a little bikini action for you…like it…

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2015

17

Mar

Rosalind Lipsett is an Irish Model on St Patrick’s Day of the Day

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It is St Patrick’s Day….so if you’re not into PORNSTARS DANCING AN IRISH JIG LIKE THEY WERE MICHAEL FLATELY LORD OF THE DAY

Then maybe you’re into an Irish model based in LA, named Rosalind Lipsett, dressed in some green bra and panties and drinking some Guinness like she never left the motherland….filled with Leprechaun’s, Pots of Gold, Golf, and drunks…

I always hated Irish American girls, mainly because they were fat, sloppy, ginger, drunk on beer at the Irish pub, amongst other disgusting girls…just assuming that all Irish girls were pigs…but then I right swiped one on Tinder who was in town visiting…and since she’s snapchatted me her fucking her panties…I’ve changed my opinion…

Now Rosalind may not be quite as good as my Tinder Irish…but she’s still lovely as fuck, not just on St Patrick’s Day, when drunk…but all days…

You should…probably be at a pub getting wasted…being a predator on unsuspecting drunk girls and not hanging on the interent…but here are the pics anyway…

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2015

10

Mar

Rosalind Lipsett’s Modelbombing of the Day

Last year, while on set for Bikini shoot, Irish model and comedic actress Rosalind Lipsett came up with Model Bombing and brought it to life…

She said “Modelbombing is the act of turning the world into your own fashion photoshoot or runway and anyone can do it.” It is like a photobomb – trolling people…making them question what the hell is going on…but you gotta be I guess you need to be a model to do it, otherwise you just look like an asshole…since models can’t look like assholes…because you’re too busy trying to look at their assholes to care..

All this to say, she’s decided to take her comedy to the next level, by Modelbombing in Venice, only this time she Social Networks in person, and hands out signed 8 x 10s to people who have never heard of her before, but who like her and pretend they have heard of her, because she’s hot as fuck…

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2015

04

Mar

Rosalind Lipsett in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Rosalind Lipsett. She’s Irish but based in LA..and a year ago, I thought I fell in love with her, despite having no soul, because she reminded me of classic model looks that I grew up masturbating to, coupled with good Irish family values, you know people who don’t lock their doors, who live what is seemingly a simpler life that you read in a Dickens novel, filled with Leprochauns and pots of gold, and other delusions that come from a diet of Potatoes and hard booze…

I mean, before Rosalind, I just assumed Irish women, were toothless, big, pirate sounding monsters with their good Catholic values, and the guilt that comes from straying from those good Catholic values, that leads to drinking heavily all day everyday, was the perfect fit for a drunk like me….but turns out they can be as magical as the Jameson shot they rode in on…

What a fucking body, all it is missing is my face being sat on…right?

Pictures by @floydboy

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2014

15

Aug

Rosalind Lipsett is Hotter than Nina Agdal of the Day

You may or may not remember Irish bikini model ROSALIND LIPSETT , because she’s not in Sports Illustrated, but she is reminding us that not only should she be in Sports Illustrated, but that she’s far better looking in everyday life that Nina Agdal and her big corky retard face..

I know, I’m a Nina Agdal hater…I find her so overrated, and just product of Sports Illustrated, confusing people into thinking that she’s hotter than she is…

But there are so many hotter girls out there…that should be in her place…There’s not rhyme or reason why some people are stars, while more talented people aren’t…oh right there is…it’s all based on who you fuck…

All this to say, ROSALIND LIPSETT ….let’s see more of you…

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2014

21

May

Rosalind Lipsett’s Modelbombing Hollywood Boulevard of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett

She’s an Irish model with an amazing bikini body, but more importantly, she’s into having fun and joking around…..

You see, she doesn’t take herself or modelling as career too seriously, and instead likes to poke fun at it, like you want to poke fun at her, with your penis….

She’s coined the term Modelbombing….where a model, in full model form, and full model costume, goes out in public places and goes full on modelling…pretty funny stuff….

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2014

03

Apr

Rosalind Lipsett Modelbombing Public Places of the Day

Rosalind Lipsett is an Irish model you’ve probably heard of, because she’s all over the blogs and internet in bikinis and non topless photoshoot. I feel like she’s a diplomat sent from Ireland to LA to show the world that Irish girls aren’t all fat, drunk, red headed weirdos with beer bellies. It’s good for PR and tourism.

That said, she’s come up with a clever new thing she calls “Modelbombing”, which is the act of turning the world into your own fashion photoshoot or runway and anyone can do it.

She’s campaigning to get it into the Webster’s Dictioary as the new #selfie or #twerk or whatever the next trend on the internet is…and her campaign involves outrageous, flamboyant, over-the-top, extreme modelling amongst the peasant normals in public places, like McDonalds, Walmart, Dominos Pizza and anything that gets a babe in her bikini for any reason…from viral video ideas, to creating new words is something I’ll promote.

The song is called “Pink Bikini” by John West of Public School, Produced by Mike Dez & George Robertson, who is one of the writers of LMFAO’s Sexy and I Know It.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

01

Apr

Rosalind Lipsett Model Bombs a Construction Worker of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s the Irish bikini model a lot of people have been talking about recently. It turns out she’s got a pretty good sense of humor, especially knowing it was April Fool’s, where she decided while on set of a bikini photoshoot, to give a construction worker on a construction site a little bikini runway show and his reaction, like all Migrant workers was “I hope she’s not immigration department trying to deport me using long legged half naked girls”….that and “my wife I was forced to marry to import into America doesn’t look like this, but she will when I stick it in her tonight, thanks for the memories Rosalind”….

They call this video Model Bombing, because you have to be a model to video bomb like this, and thanks to Instagram, I guess that means everyone can do it, #NewTrend….

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2014

27

Feb

Rosalind Lipsett in Her Pink Bikini of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett….I follow her on INSTAGRAM…I’ve talked about her before…you know who she is…and if you don’t you’re an idiot…but we already know that…

That said, she is an Irish bikini model, who lives in LA and who stripped down into a bikini for a Spring Break themed shoot…that unlike actual spring break, that is is happening in colleges across the nation the next few weeks…don’t smell like all the date rape and new herpes outbreaks that happen when half naked and drunk idiots come together for organized parties…during a season that tarnishes the genitals of many young people, the season that accounts for a lot of Plan B sales, the season that guidos work out all year for….but rather smell quite lovely, like a dream, and not just because she is an Irish girl who looks amazing in a bikini…and who is tanned….and lovely…when all the Irish girls I’ve seen are fat, scary, booze soaked monsters, while Rosalind…is a fantasy…the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow…the leprechaun I only see when I do narcotics…the fantasy that based on these pics…is a fucking reality…

I hope to see a lot more of this one…

FOLLOW ROSALIND ON INSTAGRAM

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2014

18

Feb

Rosalind Lipsett and Bear by Toastycakes of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s relatively new to the American bikini modelling scene, that’s why you may have never heard of her…She’s originally from Ireland, a land that must have some seriously magic potatoes, because she does NOT look sickly and greyish skinned like the Irish girls I know, she also doesn’t look drunk and belligerent and ready to fight like the Irish girls…

She must be lucky…like the Irish like to believe they are…even though that’s just false hope for their blue collar lives….like how Americans think they are free and that they are fighting for their freedom…you see only a few Americans are actually free…and only a few Irish, like this Rosalind Lipsett are lucky to not be like any other Irish girl before her…

She should be the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover today…Maybe next year….

His name is… TOASTYCAKES and he only hangs with babes, and only takes pics of babes…and makes you hate your life for not being a photographer who hangs with babes and takes pics of babes….

The bears name is…who gives a fuck…it’s a fucking bear…only weirdo molesters like the guy from Family Guy like making up stories about their Teddy Bears being alive…

Follow Rosalind Lipsett and TOASTYCAKES on Instagram for a good time…

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