Although I have never met Lohan in person, the possibility of me being the baby daddy is very high. Reality being that I have donated my sperm for the last 10 years on a bi-weekly basis. I never knew where it was being sent, so I could even be your father. Point of this post is that Lohan was not in the hospital for being exhausted or getting a breast reduction, she was in there having a baby. This is the reason for the weightloss. The baby’s name is Pablo Jose Valerderamma Lohan Martinez.

There aint no pics after the jump, but you can click it if you want big boy.

Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted