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2006

08

May

I am – Jessica Alba doesn’t like Migrant Workers

I am a migrant worker and there is nothing I hate more than working for people who don’t talk to me. I have been a gardener, valet, bus boy and a stockboy. I have worked in the shipping department, I have operated inflatable games at Jewish events and in every one of those jobs had a cunt who would treat me like the piece of shit my job made me feel like daily….meaning I’d get zero recognition, I’d get no please or thank you, no eye contact and really minimal conversation but if something went wrong they would have no problem yelling at me. I remember the day I realized that rich people don’t have enough respect for people, and that was when working in a drug store when the hottest bitch I’d never have the chance to slam asked me for enemas and Tuck’s medicated pads….obviously if I was someone she had any level of respect for, she woulda kept that shit to herself. Instead she’s asking me, because she knows I am not in her socio-economic class. I guess Alba forgets where her Spic ancestors are from and the shit they had to eat before raising her in an upper middle class home that allowed her to run after her acting dream so here is Alba sitting on her phone like this poor Korean woman isn’t worth her time as she files down her toes.

Now, I would let Alba talk on her phone while flinging her shit at me as I was dress up like a little school girl getting raped by her AIDS infected boyfriend just to let me play with her toes, and I am not a foot fetishist but that is besides the point, I think.

Bonus Alba at the Spic Awards

Bonus Number 2 Alba with her Rich Lame Boyfriend who some stalker is gonna kill thinkin’ he’s got a chance with this bitch, that stalker may be you….

Another Bonus Alba in a Pink Shirt

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