I am - Michelle Trachtenberg Stalker Post of the Day

2006

May

I am – Michelle Trachtenberg Stalker Post of the Day

If you read this site, you would know that I stalk celebrities by emailing people like their directors in recent movies, their make-up artists, their “stand ins”, DJ AM and other people who know or have met this girls. The reason I do it is in hopes of those people I email telling the girl I am stalking about the site. I have been mainly stalking Lohan but started to stalk Trachtenberg a couple of weeks ago….I have yet to get a response from the emails I send. On a side note, I like how Trachtenberg is standing outside American Apparel, especially after inspiring the Jewish Outfit of the Day….Here’s the stalker email I sent her make up artist in the movie Black Christmas….

Dear Juliana,

I read that you were the make-up artist on the upcoming film Black Christmas staring Michelle Trachtenberg. I wanted to ask you what will seemingly be a weird question, but if you think about it, it’s not that bad, so here I go. Would it be possible for you to send me the Kleenex and make-up pads that you used on Trachtenberg, I would like to keep them in a satin pouch and take it to bed with me everynight, because I know Trachtenberg and I are soulmates. I would also appreciate any pictures you may have of her and if you could take a picture of her holding a DrunkenStepfather Sign, that would be cool too. Lastly, if all of this is impossible for you to hook up, her email or phone number would be awesome.

Thanks in advance,

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

After re-reading that, I realize why I don’t get answers…it is fucking hysterical.

Bonus: Trachtenberg with a guy who isn’t me….