I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

28

Jul

I am – Miss Universe of the Day

This bitch was Miss Peurto Rico and now, she is Miss Universe. It’s just more proof that mainstream media like to steal all the local talent from the little island. It’s like they find a hot hispanic chick, kidnap her, and introduce her to the american market. Her obese mother is back home making tortillas for the village wondering where her daughter is. When she finds out, she will be really happy, because it will mean a life in AMERICA. Remember that bitch Selena, this is the same story but without the singing.

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