I was out of commission the last couple of days because i was dragged out for a drink on Thursday night to celebrate my 2 year. That ended with us drinking homemade absinthe in a closed bar at 4 am. I don’t know if you’ve ever drank homemade absinthe, or any alcohol for that matter, but that shit kicks you on your ass in about 30 fucking seconds. I couldn’t wake up on Friday and I couldn’t bring myself to post anything. I am a bit of a failure like that. Later that day, I ended up going to some movie called Destricted that was some porno art film shit that had a segment by one of my favorite directors, Larry Clark. He did Kids and Ken Park and this short movie was about the porn process, from finding male actors on craigslist, interviewing them and choosing this one emo kid. Then emo kid went through the process of choosing a pornstar to fuck, so he interviewed all these weird porno girls who had been date raped, or 40 and on crack or money hungry and mexican and he ended pickin’ the 40 year old….and did her in the bum til she pooped all over him…and the floor…and made the movie amazing….speaking of amazing here’s a close to pussy shot of Britney Spears, you can’t see the junk but you can’t see gunt and sometimes a fat bellied pig with a bald lookin’ gunt is better than seeing the mangled mess her her kids graced her with. That may sound gross but it’s just an ignorant comment on the result of having babies…don’t be so sensitive, it’s not like you’re Britney Spears….and if you are…I loved you in Crossroads.

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