I don’t really know what the fuck is going on in these pics. My guess is as good as yours and I am not going to make a stupid joke about how she’s got a new fetish or how this is her little brother they keep in the basement who only gets to go out around Christmas time and brass poles is a Christmas Tradition at the Hilton’s just like watching Paris get slammed by Greek guys is an Easter tradition, because Greeks are Orthodox and Easter is huge for them. A little known fact about Paris Hilton’s career is that her dad was behind the sex tape, I’m not talking behind the concept but behind the camera, at least that’s the story I heard.

Speaking of brass poles, I added a strippers to my AIM after I convinced her to give me her contact while getting a lap dance. I asked her what she did on christmas, she said that she worked. It’s the best night at the strip club because the guys who go there are the core strip club fans. They are lonely, horny and willing to splurge on a Christmas present for themselves to try to make themselves happy. This usually means offering the stripper they took 10 lapdances from some extra money for sex back at their place. Either way, Christmas is a time for miracles, and this stripper on my AIM got her own kind of miracle when her title went for dancer to hooker, but it’s Christmas so I guess it doesn’t count, she just see herself as a charity worker…

Speaking of whores, here’s the Paris Pics….

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