Scarlett does us all a favor and covers up her stupid face when a paparazzi runs after her, maybe next time she can take it up a notch and put on some fucking pants to cover up her junky piece of shit ass. Rumor is Justin Timberlake is slamming her which isn’t unlikely, he’s been known to date dumpy looking blond chicks, it’s kinda a Rod Stewart tall blond model situation only the opposite.

I know what I write is life changing to about 5 people but it seems like other blogs are realizing that they have no talent, they just know how to upload pictures and need people like me to make their sites worth reading…that just goes to show you how shitty these other sites are. When I become the General of the virgin blogger army, it’s safe to say the internet is going down hill.

I want to set up an embed field at the end of each post so that you can save time when ripping me off and throw that shit up on you own website, myspace and even in emails to your friends. You can all be just like me.

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