Cameron Diaz is like any newly single chick. She’s found herself a rebound dude to fuck, brags about how big his dick is and tells the world how happy and complete her life is, all while her ex-boyfriend is at the height of his career fucking girls a lot younger and hotter and tighter in the box than the old washed up hag that is Diaz, something she probably knows deep down inside. That’s why she’s hitting the gym, because a dude 10 years older than her will find her a catch and pretty much every single one of you would fuck her, but that’s not saying much considering you had a one night stand with a jar of peanut butter last night. It was valentines day and you deserved to cum into something smooth and creamy instead of all over your belly in shame, like you normally do. I know deep down inside your going to get hard tomorrow when you see your mom eating her morning toast using the same peanut butter you had sex with. All you’ll be thinking about is how awesome it is to see a girl swallow, even though it’s your fucking mom, sick fuck. I am sure that never stopped you in the past when you started stealing her sexy panties and putting them up in your grill.

I don’t know where I am going with this, but a girl I met tonight knew the site and called me a pervert….It broke my heart.

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