One man’s anus is another man’s vagina. That’s my new expression that pretty much means the same thing as the expression I took it from. In this case, ditch pig Elisha Cuthbert is the kind of girl I’d only bang in the ass because girls who take it up the ass are hard to come by and by come I don’t actually mean cum because I haven’t had an orgasm in about 2 years.

But if her ass was on a platter begging for my dick, it’s just something you don’t pass up, even when you are impotent, but not because she is famous, but because it’s anal sex and so many girls are anti anal sex…so if the semi retarded chick with Syphilis offered up her ass, I’d find a way to take it…

I know Cuthbert is the kind of girl that you would fall in love with and take home to your mother and go down on for days upon days even though she’s gained 40 lbs and looks like Porky Pig and tastes like Paris Hildon but you’ve been waiting for pretty much anyone to say yes to a date with you for the last 14 years….You’re tired of your family asking you if you’re gay when you’re really just a virgin.

I guess all I am trying to say is that bitch should lay off the fucking french fries and pie because she was kinda hot at one point in time by my standards, which isn’t saying much. CUDDLES.

I HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE PICTURES BECAUSE I WAS THREATENED TO GET SUED BUT TRUST ME ELISHA CUTHBERT IS FAT

Here are some Paris Hilton and Cuthbert Shopping…They are New Found Friends

I HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE PICTURES BECAUSE I WAS THREATENED TO GET SUED BUT TRUST ME ELISHA CUTHBERT IS FAT

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