So it’s just my luck where I transfer over to a new server less than a week ago and they decide to shut down shop and go bankrupt on my ass after paying them pretty much all the money I had access too from returning beer bottles and stealing my wife’s credit card. I am one of those guys that everything I touch turns to shit, except actual shit because that is already shit.

Speaking of shit, here are some pictures of Lohan to start up the new day provided the server ever starts working again, with her new hair that is the same color as my shit, but only because I have liver failure and my shit is always yellow, not that you want to hear about my shit…

Reality is, Lohan and her mother probably both have liver disease too, which makes them like an extended internet family who don’t know I exist. Either way, Lohan could be wearing a helmet filled with homeless man shit found in random bus shelters for hair and I’d still want her herpes ridden box, but that’s only because I am into scat, have no standards and I am sure I could convince Lohan to shit on my face…she’s just that kind of girl. My kind of girl….

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