My new fetish is watching girls workout and here is Reese in joggin’ action. These pics look old because she always wears the same fucking outfit everywhere she goes, but at least the pants are tight.

I hate the fact that girls who get dumped hit the gym to get fit, even though I just said it’s my new fetish, I am inconsistent like that. What is consistent in my like is that my wife just keeps getting fatter and fatter the longer we stay together and I resent girls who take pride in themselves.

This bitch has probably cried away 10 lbs and jogged off another 10lbs and quit food for the last bit. She’s back on the market and has to work extra hard because no one wants a fat washed up mother of 2, because that’s some serious fucking baggage. Oscar winner or not, a slut with baggage is still a slut with baggage and brings back memories of when I got into this whole mess.

But I still believe that there’s nothing wrong with being a stepfather, because you can always run away, but there is a problem with post-pregnancy body and lucky for Reese she’s got that one covered, even though we can’t tell how damaged her box is based on these pics. I don’t know what I am talking about but I am thinking about passing the fuck out.

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