Drew Barrymore was only hot in once in her career and unfortunately that movie was E.T. and it dropped in 1980. Since then it has only been downhill for this piece of shit, but for some reason she keeps getting work like she was someone we’d want to see on screen.

Speaking of being something I want to see, I went to a strip club last Spring Break and a group of chicks from Boston convinced the DJ to let them do an amateur strip show. I was something that changed my fucking life, because seeing a girl who can barely dance and who has really only been naked at every frat party for the last 2 years flashing the whole fucking bar and getting off to made for a good time. I have gone back, week after week, hoping to witness it again but it hasn’t happened, but Tomorrow night my be a pivotal day in witnessing it all over again because the 19 year old drunk chicks are back in town motherfuckers…

Either way, here are pics of Drew and Her New Boyfriend Spike Jonze, Who Is Obviously a Fag or Into Bitches Who Look Like they Were Hit By a Bus and have clits that are bigger than most dicks but their fat lips keep shit locked in place better than duct tape:

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