Janice Dickinson is fucking amazing. Firstly, I’ve got a thing for bitches in pantyhose and I am happy that every girl who wears party dresses is rockin’ pantyhose these days, because there was a time about 10 years ago that these things were really only for old career women that were too fucking frigid and busy making money to want to fuck…They were like new wave lesbians, not the kind who weren’t the kind who didn’t shave their armpits, legs or cunts, but the kind that thought women had a place in a man’s world, so now pantyhose are the new pants, only see-thru.

That pretty much means that girls feel like they are covered up and wearing pants, and somehow always end up flashing that stupid maxi pad crotch protector without even realizing it, usually when drunk, like this Janice Dickinson slut who I now want to fuck…because washed-up models who don’t eat but love cocaine are the only kind of girl I go for, except for maybe my 300 pound wife, but a man is allowed to dream…

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