Here’s something no one should go through, a little disgusting Alyson Hannigan bikini action to start my Friday. I always found this bitch disgusting especially when she was in American Pie talking about how she shoves flutes in her cunt. You see had it been anyone else, I probably woulda been thinking to myself how how that concept was, but this bitch comes along and ruins that orchestra fantasy of mine.

The thing that I don’t understand is that normally bikinis distract me from a busted face. I look at the face for a second and try to re-focus on something I can tolerate, and these pictures aren’t doing that for me. I have found some pretty disgusting porn hot. I am talking about herpe ridden bitches covered in feces while getting pissed on by 4 homeless guys and a dog and I still found a way to watch it with a keen eye to see what happens next. Just the other day, I was sitting with a girl I met in Starbucks and she was showing me her friend who she thought was ugly, because she was ugly and as she scanned through the pics one popped up of a bikini shot and I was like “STOP I LIKE THAT”. Well, I am not saying that about these.

The reason I am posting them is to prove that even ugly people can find success and love, all they have to do is tell themselves that they aren’t ugly over and over again until they believe it. That means that even if they are fucking disgusting to look at. So disgusting that you are scared of laughing awkwardly in their face every time they talk to you can find love and you can’t….pretty sad isn’t it.

Cuddles.

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