These pictures look incredibly staged and I think this is all a publicity stunt, because this bitch just announced she will now be her own manager and publicist, which is kinda like when a 4 year old tells you he is going to build a rocket and you pat him on the head and laugh at him when he goes to the backyard to try and make one out of cardboard and tinfoil.

I went out with my cousin last night who was here from out of town. She’s the type of girl acts like a fucking prude majority of the time, and then you get a few beers in her and you find her the bathroom with no top on sucking on some dudes cock who bought her one of those shitty flowery shots that stupid girls like to drink. Which really is fine, I mean I’m all for dirty bathroom sex, trust me, but if you’re going to be a topless cocksucker you should just be comfortable with that not fucking use the excuse that you were drunk or whatever, because that’s such a cop out.

I wish she would just admit it, and have fun with it, but she’s the type of girl who doesn’t realize that being a whore (in the figurative sense) doesn’t mean you’re a dirt bag, it just means you like to fuck. And there’s nothing wrong with fucking. The sooner girls get comfortable with just fucking men, like men do women, then the sooner this god damn gap that is between the two sexes is going to close and that’s when the real fun is going to start. I’m comfortable with a fucking a few different guys and I’m comfortable with talking about it, and other girls should be too, because guys do it all the fucking time.

My cousin went home with the dude, after her bought her a few more drinks of course, and I’m sure today she will come in with some story about how she was “sooooo wasted� and she “never does that type of thing.�

That’s why I gotta hand it to Britney. For years she tried to play the good girl, telling us she was a virgin and like she was this real stand-up gal, but now she’s just kinda like fuck you, I’m gonna swim in my underwear, drive with my baby on my lap and change diapers on restaurant tables. She finally accepted she’s white trash and is just rolling with it. You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl….

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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