I did some thinking a few weeks ago and realized that all my slutty behavior as of lately could potentially ruin my life in the form of a baby since I never bother to use condoms. Most of my sex takes place in dirty bathrooms and alley ways behind bars for the most part and I just can’t be bothered with them in the heat of the moment. I’ve never really been into condoms because they generally ruin all the sensation involved in fucking and I’m not scared of AIDS anyways.

The pill pack includes this big long sheet listing all the things that could go wrong and basically tell you all the ways you can die because of being on the pill, which is really reassuring. What they didn’t tell me however was that my tits would basically double in size in a one month period. No, they aren’t fucking DD’s, but when you have small tits and they suddenly double in size, you suddenly stop hating life as much, and possibly believe god has been listening to your prayers all these years and did something for once.

But he hasn’t, and he didn’t, because there is no God and if there was, he would most certainly hate people like me and you, which is why I will always be a poor slut, getting attention in the form of dirty sex, and you will be a virgin forever.

Here’ Sara Harding. My tits are about as big as hers now, and I don’t hate her much as I used to, because now we have something in common.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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