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2007

27

Aug

I am – Sara Harding’s Tits of the Day

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I did some thinking a few weeks ago and realized that all my slutty behavior as of lately could potentially ruin my life in the form of a baby since I never bother to use condoms. Most of my sex takes place in dirty bathrooms and alley ways behind bars for the most part and I just can’t be bothered with them in the heat of the moment. I’ve never really been into condoms because they generally ruin all the sensation involved in fucking and I’m not scared of AIDS anyways.

The pill pack includes this big long sheet listing all the things that could go wrong and basically tell you all the ways you can die because of being on the pill, which is really reassuring. What they didn’t tell me however was that my tits would basically double in size in a one month period. No, they aren’t fucking DD’s, but when you have small tits and they suddenly double in size, you suddenly stop hating life as much, and possibly believe god has been listening to your prayers all these years and did something for once.

But he hasn’t, and he didn’t, because there is no God and if there was, he would most certainly hate people like me and you, which is why I will always be a poor slut, getting attention in the form of dirty sex, and you will be a virgin forever.

Here’ Sara Harding. My tits are about as big as hers now, and I don’t hate her much as I used to, because now we have something in common.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

27

Aug

I am – Sara Harding's Tits of the Day

sara_harding_tits_header1.jpg

I did some thinking a few weeks ago and realized that all my slutty behavior as of lately could potentially ruin my life in the form of a baby since I never bother to use condoms. Most of my sex takes place in dirty bathrooms and alley ways behind bars for the most part and I just can’t be bothered with them in the heat of the moment. I’ve never really been into condoms because they generally ruin all the sensation involved in fucking and I’m not scared of AIDS anyways.

The pill pack includes this big long sheet listing all the things that could go wrong and basically tell you all the ways you can die because of being on the pill, which is really reassuring. What they didn’t tell me however was that my tits would basically double in size in a one month period. No, they aren’t fucking DD’s, but when you have small tits and they suddenly double in size, you suddenly stop hating life as much, and possibly believe god has been listening to your prayers all these years and did something for once.

But he hasn’t, and he didn’t, because there is no God and if there was, he would most certainly hate people like me and you, which is why I will always be a poor slut, getting attention in the form of dirty sex, and you will be a virgin forever.

Here’ Sara Harding. My tits are about as big as hers now, and I don’t hate her much as I used to, because now we have something in common.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Sara Harding is a Club Slut of the Day
Sara Harding Naked of the Day
Charlie Uchea Nip Slip of the Day

Posted in:Sara Harding|Slut|Tits|Unsorted

2007

13

Jul

I am – Sara Harding is a Club Slut of the Day

Sara Harding Club Slut

Sara Harding is some Brit Pop star who, according to the tabloids, loves the sauce, and whatever else she can get her hands on in terms of mind altering substances. Check out the mug on the guy shes with. Remember what I was just saying about hot girls dating guys that under normal circumstances they could never, ever get with?

Sara Harding could really be any other girl from America. She gets dressed up to go out to the bar with her friends, being sure her orange tan is at just the right hue, she has enough foundation that her face looks like plastic. Oh, and I forgot dress so short you can almost see her ass cheeks.

Once at the bar, she drinks way more then she can handle, pukes in the bathroom twice and then heads out for more shots. She dances on the dance floor waving her arms in the air, because for some fucking reason drunk girls think they look really, really hot when they do that. Finally she goes home with whatever random dude happens to be left over at the end of the night, in this case, that lucky bloke she’s making out with.

I bet when they woke up the next morning, he probably said I love you, and she had to call her publicist to do damage control and say hes just an old friend or some shit. I’d call her a whore, but at least whores get paid.


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