Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson’s erect nipples because you haven’t seen enough of her tits in her life. She’s like the old porno mag you keep hidden in your closet from when you were 15 that you still take out on special occasions because there’s this one picture that used to drive you nuts when then and you couldn’t let it go, it’s kinda like the closest thing you have to a girlfriend so I understand.

I used to have this fat, ugly, semi-retarded girl who I’d keep on the back burner for a bunch of years. Whenever I needed a good blowjob, I’d reach out to her and she was always willing. She was probably the girl I should have married, but she was far too ugly for me, but the blowjobs were good and sometimes when alone and sad and detoxing a blowjob from a fat chick with an eating disorder was what you needed, it was like she thought it was some kind of chocolate bar or some shit and she didn’t mind when I didn’t shower for weeks because she said it smelled like Salami and she fucking loved Salami.

Here are those Jessica Simpson nipples….to remind you that she’s the celebrity we want to see naked…none of this Vanessa Hudgens naked shit…which by the way are real and throw my theory that all young girls wax their vaginas. (yes that was me trying to do SEO because I figure why the fuck not, everyone else does it and I am tired of being the coolest blog that no one reads…cuddles)

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