Here some Tara Reid bikini pictures that I stole off some virgin’s website to share with you because I think it’s funny that every time I post the same pictures as he does, even if I do it first, he reports me to the paparazzi agencies, like a little scared virgin trying to make it in the scary big world of non-virgins, forcing me to take the fucking things down, because unlike him, I can’t afford to pay them $500 a picture.

Speaking of non-virgins, I’ve been going hard, like I was Tara Reid the last couple of months and I realize that as fun as it is, it’s painful on my body. The hangovers last 3 days and I’ve probably put on a solid 20 lbs from the booze and late night slices of pizza, because they are all I can afford. But Tara Reid seems to be a good drunk who doesn’t let the shit phase her, she’s skinny as fuck and her ass looks like it’s falling off or had one too many shots and is passed out and puking all over the toilet every time she takes a shit and I still want to fuck the vodka smell out of her, and so do you, just realize that what you’re smelling isn’t the product of one of her nights out, it’s me and that makes you gay. Homo.

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