Danielle Lloyd may not really be famous, because all she’s really done in her life is some Big Brother UK shit, but her tits were good enough for her to get a decent fan base that lead to more work that involved showing off her tits.

This passed weekend she hosted a Pimp and Tart party, which I assume is a UK version of a Pimp and Ho party with worse teeth and the joke in all this is that Danielle Lloyd is dressed classier than she normally does. Her hosting this shit is the equivalent of you hosting a “sit at home on my computer alone feeling sorry for myself while chronically masturbating” party, but you already do that every night, and let’s face it, it’s not really a party.

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