Here are some pictures of Britney Spears being Festive in Red this Christmas Eve in a see-through shirt, trying to distract you from her sister’s teenage pregnancy with her sloppy tits, because family stick together, especially this time of year, unless they are your family.

I know that it’s Christmas Eve and that probably means that you are on the computer today because your family disowned you when you turned 18 since you’re a disgrace. But it’s Christmas Eve and I am trying to redeem myself for being a bad person, I have no issue doing work for you today, while normal people are at home eating pie with their family or whatever the fuck you people do on Christmas Eve when you have family that didn’t disown you.

Since I am more of the kind of person who abuses charity and doesn’t give to charity, like cashing in on free meals at the homeless shelter and stocking up on canned goods from those food drives for poor families, or even taking toys from those organizations set up for underprivileged kids even though I don’t have kids, but like to make up for my toyless childhood, the only thing I know to do is post these pictures of Britney’s nipples pointing to the ground like they are sadder than you. I know that her see-through shirt is not what you asked Santa for this Christmas and all you really want is a call from your family asking you to come home, they’ll have to do, especially since they are the only nipples you’ll be getting today.

BONUS – BRITNEY NIPPLES MADE ANOTHER APPEARANCE

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