I had a pretty drunken last couple of days, it happens. It’s the holidays and I figured you assholes weren’t at work or getting ready for the week off, but then I realized that none of you have jobs and still live at your mom’s house, so the holidays are like any other day for you, except you are forced to listen to spend time with your family, who hate spending time with you, because you’re weird.

Either way, I got in a bit of an argument with a girl last night at a bar after a few too many drinks about Katherine Heigl, not because Katherine Heigl comes up in my everyday life conversations, but because she brought up how hot she that she was and I said that she was fat, and this girl took offense.

Now lookin’ at these pictures of her smoking and walking around, I can’t say that she’s fat but since ]I don’t like admitting that I am wrong, I can say that her double chin means that she IS fat in Hollywood, and that’s really all that matters.

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