This is one of those you can never get too much of a good thing situations that proves that you can get enough of a good thing. When we were in our 20s we’d use to say that even Cindy Crawford’s boyfriend gets bored of fucking her, but that was when she was hot and not a washed-up 40 year old mother, so it made more sense.

Speaking of washed up 40 year olds, here is some Nicolette Sheridan bikini action for the 5th time this week because seeing this old bitch in a bikini the first time last week was a nice change of pace, but now it’s just overkill. She’s just showing off what she’s still got workin’ for her before it all disappears and osteoporosis sets in, so I get what she’s doing. She’s like one of those 50 Places to Visit Before you Die books, but the chick with a bikini body version. You gotta cherish the time when you still can show off your bikini body, because before long you’ll be either dead or a fat elderly bitch playin scrabble and pissing yourself.

The reality is that she’s a bitch in a bikini and I love fucking bikinis, but there’s only so much I can take before wanting to fuck her personal assistant so I guess I know what Michael Bolton feels like now, but let’s face it, I always have because we’ve been connected through song for at least a decade. Cuddles.

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