These are supposed to be pictures of Uma Thurman in a bikini from about a week ago. I really don’t know where she is but I do know what she’s doing and that is making out with a dude like she’s some kind of town whore. This is the first step in getting pregnant, but by the looks of this dude’s gay face, I think it may be the first step in getting AIDS. I am just bitter because I am still sick as fuck and the words on my screen are floating around like Uma’s big ol’ titties float in the ocean or her tongue in dude’s mouth….but that doesn’t make me question why she’s rockin’ that wrist brace, I can only assume it’s for hand jobs because her man doesn’t mind kissing but he sure as hell doesn’t like Vagina, he just like the glamor that comes with dating Uma like trying on all her gowns and attending red carpet events like he’s important and making out with her on the beach is just a small price to pay for all that.

Either way, here she is in a bikini and making out in a wrist brace because she has hot tits.

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