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2008

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian is Built Like the Sears Catalog of the Day

Kim Kardashian looks like a mom posing in cheap fat lady jeans with her downs syndrome toddler sitting on his bike in some staged backyard scene in the Sears Catalog. I am guessing that Bongo Jeans has just launched a big and tall collection to fit this pig and she’s the spokesperson for it because she’s a fat chick people seem to be able to stomach. But I could be wrong, it happens pretty much every fucking day.

I do know that Kim Kardashian is not as hot as she thinks she is and whatever emotional eating disorder she has is catching up with her and it won’t be long before she’s the kind of fat bitch in today’s stepTV clip who doesn’t realize she’s fat as she eats her double Big Mac combo as her stretch marked love handles hang over her thong that is too small for her and is cutting off the circulation to her feet or some shit while wearing some kind of halter top with her fat tits hangin out the top….. I guess it doens’t matter…..what does matter is how crazy people with self esteem are, it’s some serious fucking delusion that makes no fucking sense to me because I look at her and see all those late night cookie dough snacks adding up, and I’m not talking about her black boyfriend’s dick mangling the condition of her pussy, but she looks at herself and thinks she’s some kind of sex symbol….there’s a major disconnect that usually all comes together when enough people tell the bitch she’s disgusting…it’s the whole core of eating disorders and I am talking the good kind not the fat girl who was molested and eating soothes her pain kind.

Bonus: Her sister having some kind of upskirt moment with a monster.

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