I have a thing for the girls on the View, I think watching their shit reminds me that I am not all man and that I actually have more in common with a housewife than I do with a husband, not because I sit around doing housework and babysitting kids all day, but because I use my vagina to mooch off my wife instead of working like a normal person.

I have a crush on Whoopi Goldberg, but not a real crush, more of a faschination that she actually has sex, because she looks like she’s more of the kind of person who has a penis instead of wanting penis. Everytime, I hear her talk about sex or imply anything sexual, I feel the need to post it, because shit is like porn to me. Maybe it’s the mystery as to whether she has a vagina, or the fact the fact that I know she has a vagina and I just can’t believe anyone is willing to crawl up inside it, but anyway you dice it, shit’s striaght up sexy.

Today, The View girls were talking about of Vagina and vaginal reconstrution. I couldn’t watch the whole episode because I had to go catch it at my neighbor’s house and I can’t deal with all that is weird about him, like the fact that he sits arond in a towel and constantly holds his penis while licking his lips, or the fact that he suggests we jerk off together, or the fact that his place is a fucking bigger mess than my place, and that may not mean much to you, but I live in a place that smells like a dumpster and he lives in what seems more like a mass gravesite. That means that I can’t really touch anything without worrying about getting scabies or the plague.

I did manage to get to hear Whoopi Goldberg tell the world she has 3 G-Spots like some kind of mutant genitaled monster and she even yelped “yes” a couple of times to show the world what she tells her boyfriend when his dick’s banging up against her bladder wall. It was amazing…

I am sure there was more amazing moments on the shit with the other girls because vaginal reconstructive surgery is always good conversation, but I was too lazy to watch the video and too distracted by the mental boner I Whoopi gave me that would have been ragin’ had I not been impotent and next to a naked man who was who was giving me his best “pretty eyes”….

There was a Hot Segment When a 15 Year Old Jewish Girl Talks About Her DD/E Cup Tits She Got Removed and Other Plastic Surgery She’s Done and they Showed The Before and After Pics….it was criminal…seriously…I’m waiting for that video to hit.

Update…Video hit…

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