Some people like porn to get off, other people need to get off doing werider things like parking their cars outside of the park, some lonely people may like phone sex and girls tend to like lay in bed at night before bed with all their erotic fantasies rolling through their head to get off, but I need The View to get me going….the reason is simple, that goddess Whoopi Goldberg is on it and she always brings the sex. She is open, honest and confident about her sexuality which is amazing considering no one else in the world is comfortable with her sexuality. We never quite know what we are looking at or whether she is a she and not a he and if she is a she than does she get down with other girls or does she get down with dudes and with every day she spends on The View, the more we get a glimpse into her magical panties.

Today she tells the world that in her lifetime she’s had 50 cocks, that probably sounds worse than it is. Because to conservative America, you know people who like to look down on other girls who like to have fun by havingsex with a bunch of people, because they were too busy getting married to their high school sweetheart only to pop the cherry on their wedding night, because they are traditional like that and believe that’s how God wants it, only to live a miserable repressed life with an abusive husband who fucks hookers every chance he gets because he committed to this boring, fat woman who dreams about sex with her favorite soap stars because she never expected shit to get as bad as it did, but the truth is that I know girls who are 19 and have had more partners in a week than Whoopi has had in a lifetime.

That doesn’t really take away how fuckin sexy it is to think about Whoopi’s thick hair, dry hands and purple tongue running up and down each and every one of those cocks, only to slowly take off her jeans and sneakers to let them in her magical place that is a mystery to the rest of the world. Those 50 men are like the first people to explore the North Pole, or the first people to the moon, because her genitals are one of the world’s great mysteries.

NOTE: I don’t have the video because the Networks are all suing the company that used to send me the video because they don’t like that people are monetizing on their shit, even if it’s just writing about a segment that we saw on TV or something funny that happened on their network that they pollute our homes with. It’s like we can watch the shit, talk about the shit, but we can’t share the shit or ABC, FOX, NBC, CBS get mad and sue with their deep pockets, pockets made deep because of us, the same people they are suing…cocksuckers.

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I have a thing for the girls on the View, I think watching their shit reminds me that I am not all man and that I actually have more in common with a housewife than I do with a husband, not because I sit around doing housework and babysitting kids all day, but because I use my vagina to mooch off my wife instead of working like a normal person.

I have a crush on Whoopi Goldberg, but not a real crush, more of a faschination that she actually has sex, because she looks like she’s more of the kind of person who has a penis instead of wanting penis. Everytime, I hear her talk about sex or imply anything sexual, I feel the need to post it, because shit is like porn to me. Maybe it’s the mystery as to whether she has a vagina, or the fact the fact that I know she has a vagina and I just can’t believe anyone is willing to crawl up inside it, but anyway you dice it, shit’s striaght up sexy.

Today, The View girls were talking about of Vagina and vaginal reconstrution. I couldn’t watch the whole episode because I had to go catch it at my neighbor’s house and I can’t deal with all that is weird about him, like the fact that he sits arond in a towel and constantly holds his penis while licking his lips, or the fact that he suggests we jerk off together, or the fact that his place is a fucking bigger mess than my place, and that may not mean much to you, but I live in a place that smells like a dumpster and he lives in what seems more like a mass gravesite. That means that I can’t really touch anything without worrying about getting scabies or the plague.

I did manage to get to hear Whoopi Goldberg tell the world she has 3 G-Spots like some kind of mutant genitaled monster and she even yelped “yes” a couple of times to show the world what she tells her boyfriend when his dick’s banging up against her bladder wall. It was amazing…

I am sure there was more amazing moments on the shit with the other girls because vaginal reconstructive surgery is always good conversation, but I was too lazy to watch the video and too distracted by the mental boner I Whoopi gave me that would have been ragin’ had I not been impotent and next to a naked man who was who was giving me his best “pretty eyes”….

There was a Hot Segment When a 15 Year Old Jewish Girl Talks About Her DD/E Cup Tits She Got Removed and Other Plastic Surgery She’s Done and they Showed The Before and After Pics….it was criminal…seriously…I’m waiting for that video to hit.

Update…Video hit…

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The ladies at The View were talking about fake tits yesterday and that cunt Elizabeth went onto talk about after two kids her tits are a saggy mess, but Whoopi took the prize for giving me a boner when she talked about through her tits over her shoulder when she runs on the treadmill. I know she’s lying because with a body like that, the only running she’s doing is from the counter at McDonald’s to her seat to get the food up in her as fast as she can, but since thinking of Whoopi in all her masculine glory in a sexual way is my new fetish, her dirty saggy tits and any mention of them just fuels the fire in my pants.

Today’s episode is on as I type this, but I don’t have a TV and still question how it can get past the people at the FCC because it is a fucking sexy show that I like to call Daytime Porn, and I am really excited to see what Whoopi is up to today, so watch out, there may be more Whoopi erotica, at least I hope there is.

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