Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens brought out their umbrellas to mourn the loss of Rihanna’s innocence, not that getting pistol whipped and having her life threatened is anything new to her, I mean it’s all part of being from a shanty with an alcoholic crack addicted father, you’d expect her to be used to it and hard enough to handle pussy filled hollywood, instead of being this fucking whiner, but this post isn’t about Rihanna, it’s about Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens in Brazil and she needs to stop dominating the fucking headlines just because she got what she had coming to her.

If you’re wondering why they are there, or being secretive about the shit, it’s because they don’t want you to see the tranny prostitutes Effron hired to be in his entourage, it’s a “when in Rome” situation, you know take advantage of the local landmarks especially since they have dick.

Trannies are the only reason why Effron is in Brazil, I mean other than Tom Cruise since they are probably lovers.

Just remember it’s not gay if she’s got long hair, make up, tits and a used up asshole that’s naturally lubricated from the diseases and as easy to enter as mom of three’s pussy, you know because tranny prostitutes have loosened their shit up by inserting all kinds of things in them multiple times a day. It really is an art and not just a job.

Here are some umbrella party pics…talk about thinking you are more important than you actually are, do people actually care about them enough that they need to draw tone attention to themselves by hiding, assholes need to be brought down to reality in the form of havin’ their boat taken over by pirates who use them in the illegal organ trade. Yeah, I saw that Tourista movie, let’s hope shit is real.

Here are the first bikini pictures of Hudgens in Brazil to Hit. They are seriously SHIT quality….

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