Daylight Saving’s Time is really fucking me up, but not as much as what Selma Blair is doing to any guy she turns on, you know she looks like this mangled faced whore who tried to get me to “help her” while I was driving with some chick through a seedy part of town last night. You know, the one who started banging at the passenger window where I was sitting, hoping I’d roll it down for her, while tears rolled down her face in desperation, who I couldn’t snap a picture of out of fear, since we weren’t sure if this haggard hooker was a man or a woman, we just knew she was on the verge of death.

Luckily I get to relive what she/he probably looked like in a bikini on a luxuruous vacation, instead of paying her the 5 dollars in a back alley to see her cunt, with these Selma Blair dramatization pictures. Sure, there’s no syricnge filled with Aids blood hidden in her whore boots, in case she needs to really close the sale, but you I like to think Selma Blair likes to keep her aids blood hidden in Selma Blair’period filled tampon in her bathing suit bottoms, you know since comfort counts and you don’t want to feel like just because it’s that time, or you’re dying of a terminal sexually transmitted disease, that can’t horseback ride or spend time in the water, for fear it may leak…

I don’t know what I am trying to say here, but here are those pics.

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