I am in the school of thought that a real hot body only comes on an 18 year old girl and when I look at anything older that 25, I usually get turned the fuck off. From the haggard crows feet, to the fat uterus from baby making, to the desperate attempts to keep things sexy, like wearing wedge heels to give the illusion of longer and leaner legs, and I realize that I am pushing 300 pounds and my wife is even fatter than me, so I really don’t have a authority to shit on Geri Halliwell, but I wouldn’t mind if I did, because I may be against scat, but when it involves an ex-Spice Girl, I’ll bring the shit.

Either way, she’s on vacation with some sun burnt dude and these are the pics.

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