This Mike Comrie dude is a real fucking idiot. I guess he feels like he needs to wine and dine his bitch cuz she’s some high maintenance popstar teenie bopper he used to jerk off to and now she is his. So dude’s trying to keep her happy and feeling special as long as he fuckin’ can, and he’s doin’ that by buying her a 1 million dollar engagement ring….

Now, I understand that dude is probably white trash, middle of the road, not used to money, new money, growing up in a home where his dad would spend his whole paycheck random bullshit as new money tends to do, so for him a million dollars doesn’t seem like a lot of money, it’s just a small percentage of what he makes, or what he is going to inherit from his family business, but unless you’re a fucking billionaire and even if you are a billionaire, this kind of excessive spending is just idiotic.

We all know they are going to end up divorced and no ring is worth giving to someone that is that expensive and the fact she would accept it instead of making him take it back just shows what kind of life they will have together. She thinks she’s a fucking princess who deserves this…instead of thinking that 1,000,000 dollars could be put to better use in their life….any woman who accepts this kind of gift is one to stay the fuck away from…there are red flags all over her grubby little hands…as she smiles and giggles and is overjoyed in her greed and excessiveness….it’s disgusting…

Seriously, he would have been better off just spending 10,000 on a ring, or even 100,000 on a ring, and taking the rest to the fucking Casino….but maybe this is just his way of paying her off not to tell the public that he appreciates a good dick in his ass in the locker room whenever his team loses to teach him a lesson….I mean there’s gotta be more behind this than a dude being a moron…because there are a quite few people richer than these two idiots combined in the world….like much richer than these two idiots combined who don’t spend this kind of money on a ring and I just haven’t figured out what the story behind this is, but I will…I will make it my life mission..or I won’t but will pretend I will for the sake of this post. See the sacrifices I make for you, I am even willing to pretend I care about Hilary Duff publicly…That’s some serious commitment on my part….

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